Other Craptions

after his initial feeling of triumph with the success of his anti zombie pod, Fred realized he had to use the bathroom

Not satisfied with the Golden Harp or the Goose that laid golden eggs, Jack decides to steal the Giant's testicles too.

Now I can roll in EVERYONES POO!

The Center For Disease Control agreed to let Boy George perform, but they had some stipulations.

Goosebumps: attack of the hamster man

Wow! An original Bob Dylan! AND HE'S STILL IN HIS ORIGINAL PACKAGING!!!

2010...Day 20, Still no Asians.

Kids today don't get the full concert experience with all this "mosh pit safety" they have now...

To keep the Jonas Brothers alive they must not allow pure air to touch their bodies.

The baby at the end of "2001: A Space Odyssey" grew up to become Wayne Coyne...Are any of us really that surprised?

He is EXTREMELY partial to the smell of "his own brand."

Where Are They Now?: Peter Gerbil from GENESIS

Even Were-hamsters need to get out every once in a while.

Pictured: How pussies "crowd dive".

The first time someone in a rock n' roll band has used protection.

The Amazing Wizzini shared one trait in common with his hero Harry Houdini; The fatal flaw of forgetting to cut any AIR HOLES...

You can always spot a breast implant by the zipper scar.

Billy Corrigan got a promotion from Rat In A Cage to Hamster In A Ball.

It was fun until some dickweed in the crowd hit it with a pin.

At least he's out of mom's basement.

Are you ready to rock and Roll?!

Bono's ego has become so inflated that it is clearly visible to the naked eye.

"The jokes on me. I farted."

It's like a giant condom that protects all the groupies at once.

That's no moon...

When a woman refuses to give birth, her belly expands and stetches until almost see through. Her child...well, it's best to avoid eye contact.

Nickelback Live, sponsored by Purell.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL!

Hammstein

Adrian Monk: "Excuse me, where can I get ONE OF THOSE!"

You know how you can tell the drugs have become a problem? Seven minutes ago, this balloon was full of heroin.

And you thought George W Bush was isolated from the world......

Naw, don't take him out of the bubble. He'll lose half his resale value.

Is this what Bono is looking for?

Google... one last time can you GET IT RIGHT!? I typed "SWEATY MAN BALLS" not "some sweaty dude in a ball of what-the-FUCK"!!!

Most young boys grow up wanting to be rock stars. Wayne Coyne grew up wanting to be a hamster.

The show ended an hour ago. These people are just being dicks.

The good thing about this is you don't have to hear your own crappy music. The bad thing is you're trapped with your own noxious farts.

Let's see how much he wrecks his hotel room NOW.

always use protection when casual crowd surfing

Stop bothering me people! I'm doing *science*!

When Wayne heard there might be Cracked readers in the audience, he took extra precautions.....

Nobody puts bubble boy in the corner.

Boy Meets World.

Bob Dylan's performance of "Like a Rolling Stone" was really weird.

This is how aliens plan to sneak humans across the border on their planet. (Up their ass, of course.)

Have you heard of that new band The Hamstars?

No seriously, I'm a Rock Star. I have 18 different STDs, 6 of which haven't been identified yet. It's for your own protection.

You think that's bad? At his last concert he was covered in duct tape and black plastic sheeting then rolled into the middle of a G-8 protest.