Other Craptions

I'm getting 100 acre wood.

Christopher Robin never really got over his first love...

Once again, Joel got drunk and ruined family day at the pool.

From Pool Balls to Pooh Balls, I shudder to think what balls are next.

Honestly, Cracked, we can make funny craptions about half naked women! PLEASE!

It's not so funny when you realize that's a paraplegic that got pranked. Actually, no it's still funny.

Poohlates.

Somewhere in a Parallel Universe, there is a stuffed bear rolling all over a ball of gay performance artists.

i heffalump in my pants!

Oooh yeah, feels almost as good as killing all those people in the Disney store

abercrombie taps the gay pre-school demographic

A little known fact, there were many little bears that played Pooh. Christopher Robin kept all their soft carcasses well into adulthood.

I remember my first beer!

Toys R Us will be closed until further notice.

Yes, there is such a thing as "too comfortable."

No... no... no, dear, It's a contest, called "Craptions" from Cracked.com, see! Will someone from Cracked please call my WIFE and tell her that I am NOT looking at gay porn again!?

Tigger may be bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, and full of fun fun fun... but Pooh provides better lumbar support.

I'm just glad Cracked opted to airbrush out his raging hard-on.

The February 2010 cover of Field & Stream will be quite a shock to many in the hunting community.

Michael Jackson's Christmas present expired before anyone realized.

The real reason why Eeyore is so depressed.

I think that guy is pooh-ing himself

DAMMIT GOOGLE! I typed "bare ass boy balls" not "bears... boy... ball... what-the-FUCK!"

Christopher Robin at present day.

Christopher Robin's bear fetish was harder to conceal in his teen years.

This picture is like adult circumcision: HIGHLY unnecessary and TERRIBLY painful.

Terry dreamt that he was 'king of the world' on the Titanic again.

It's Adam and EVE, not Adam and Winnie and Winnie and Winnie and Winnie and Winnie and Winnie and Winnie and Winnie and Winnie and Winnie and Winnie and

I thought we had an agreement never to publish those pictures, Cracked.

If you feed them after midnight or get them wet, they turn into Heffalumps and Woozles.

"Dad? Was that a picture of you in High-School? Are you sure I wasn't ADOPTED? Please tell me I was..."

Ted awoke to find that his worst childhood nightmare had become sweaty, writhing reality.

In a distant grave, A. A. Milne turns turns over, and weeps quietly to himself.

Not pictured: the airplane this dumbass fell out of.

The Pooh Ball comes equiped with a large vagina at the front!

The 100-Acre Wood (aka Bruce) wore him out.

It's a big ball of pooh!

Somewhere along the way, Dwayne had replaced his suntan lotion with batshit insanity

Nothing quite says management like showing up for your interview like Stan.

He took a nap because he was Pooh-ped.

Squeal like a piglet!

Looks like Winnie the Pooh is getting a gritty reboot.

Fake! There's no corn in that poo!

You can't see Tigger from this angle, but...well, never mind.

Unsatisfied with sequels and remakes, Hollywood attempts to entice gullible audiences with "Meldings". First up: Winnie the Pooh/Critters.

A Dick, pooh and balls all in the same picture. Thanks Cracked!!

Pooh Ball.

Mmmm, hugably, rapeably fresh

I guess he can cross this off his bucket list...