Other Craptions

They were all fascinated by it, but tragedy struck as they failed to notice the enormous cue ball rolling down the street at 80 mph.

The only answer this 8 ball gives is 'I will devour your children'

In honor of MLK day Cracked has decided to post a picture of giant, black balls.

Just out of frame: Tony the Tiger storming in and mauling everyone to death for getting his catch-phrase COMPLETELY wrong.

Testicular cancer is no laughing matter.

Why is everybody gathered around this thing? Signs are unclear. Try again later.

"We're here! Some of us are queer! We use really odd props and extended metaphors to protest globalization! OK guys, whoever is writing our chants needs to be fired."

As long as the sweat shop goods are on sale, they will get my money.

Ironically, they use Bingo balls this size for $1.00 jackpots.

If it was blue, and if there was two of them, it would be an accurate portrayal of my current state.

Damn "Frosted Flakes" fans...they ALWAYS forget the "r".

Where the fuck is this supposed to by a g8 to, Narnia?

Fun Time, Kids! Rush Limbaugh has hidden himself among these hippies. Can you find him?

Michael realised that after his cooties grew too big to pass on, surgery was the only option.

The first design for the Segway looked cool, but unfortunately it transpired that sight is an important part in operating a vehicle.

If you turn your head to the side, this looks like Dilbery after being run over by a train.

Happy Eazy-E Day!

When it hatches, hundreds of baby pool hustlers will emerge and eat everything in sight...

I hate meeting the in-laws.

It's difficult to get anyone to respect you when your protest MAKES NO SENSE!!!

That's not a union OR a sweat shop. It's a pool ball. A big pool ball. You people are just...I give up.

Unfortunately, it WASN'T Osama Bin Laden, so they went home with no reward.

Kids spelling has got a lot worse since my day.

I prefer my gates to be a little more gate-y to be honest. And grammatically correct.

It looks like everybody fucked up, got the 8 ball rollin'...

When it hatches, hundreds of baby pool sharks will emerge and eat everything in sight...

Just then, one of Lady Gaga's anal beads fell out, crushing 9 protesters.

"Magic Eight Ball... will I be getting laid tonight?" "Signs point to 'no'... not EVER."

Will the G8 actually listen to our pleas? The Answer is 'No'

"Reply hazy, try again."

"Eight ball - corner office."

When you ask a Colombian for an 8-ball, you get a f**kin' 8-ball!

They're rolling out the brand new "Morbidly Obese" fashion line, with stylish new outfits for people who just can't control themselves!

To add an element of suprise to a fairly obvious gift for their protest, I added a special touch inside - a live leopard.

Doctor... I'm seeing BQQBS in everything. Is that abnormal?

[Insert 8-ball fortune teller joke here]

Thousands came to see the mysterious ball that made a faint ticking sound...

Looks like one of those bombs from "Spy vs. Spy" (Sorry Cracked, I promise I will never reference a Mad magazine cartoon again, unless I have to).

Sorry God, that's a scratch...

Inside is the solution to everybodys questions... MIDGETS!!!!!

Is Wiley Coyote making pool equipment now? Sheesh!

Miranda was renowned for the way she disposed of bodies for the mafia.

'Tragic 8-Ball Flattens 17 Protesters'

"Magic 8 ball! Tell us if we should buy Union or sweatshop?" "Outlook unclear.."

That ain't nuthin', you should see the BASKETBALL down the street; It's squashed 4 pedestrians already...

The world's most impractical and incorrect game of bingo.

2010...Day 18, still no Asians

OK sarah palin we get it but obama won move on with your lives!

Frank gasped! There was a FUSE!