Other Craptions

The worlds tallest tree - measured to be exactly 800 feet high

In Fall they turn brown, drop off and die, but their soles go to shoe heaven

The Shoe Ent was much more dangerous than the normal Tree Ent and once, in a fit of rage, it kicked the shit out of Hobbiton

They grow on trees! There are no sweatshops, they GROW ON TREES! Now shut up and buy your Nikes.

Tonight on the Discovery channel, an exclusive look at the Nike tree, found only in Pakistan, Malaysia and India.

Ok, maybe we should have made a rope out of our clothes instead...

The natural alternative to eliminate foot odor. It's so easy! Everyone's doing it!

New Pine-Fresh shoe freshener.

The Chinese Totem Pole

The forest is full of different types of plants including pine trees, evergreens, native grasses, ivy and parasitic runners

"To Hell with that one...let's find the money one!"

Deep in Nike headquarters lays a warning to any critic who dares to bring up their human rights policies overseas.

Lately many people have complained about sudden shoe loss. After many hours of search, the police finally arrested the shoe-magnet.

Considering Bobby was always such a goody two shoes, I suppose his schoolyard hanging was rather ironic.

...and the secret of the Japanease shoe market was revealed...