Other Craptions

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes. I also wonder why there is a penis in the carpet.

HD picture quality really ruins the beauty of older movies...

Emerging long ago, from a closet far away...

This picture is rendered electronically using ones and zeros. This one is mainly zeroes.

This is an embarrassment to geeks. And gay people. And photographers.

He's pointing to where he "found the rebels".

Girls, gone. Wild.

It's amazing what you can do with nothing more than cardboard, masking tape, and the liberal gay agenda.

Clearly homosexual you are.

How about some math? This picture + your dad joining Facebook = military school.

Ronald McDonald got a lot more action than you'd expect for a post-op transexual.

Maybe she'll finally stop talking about that goddamn multipass...

I am seriously out of stormtrooper jokes. But I guess I have to point out that, while he's trying to point at this guy's package, he is missing.

In typical form, the Stormtrooper inacuratelely points to what he wants to "hit."

I hate Thailand.

These aren't the droids you're...ah, fuck it.

Sometimes it's really obvious when a scene has a stunt double in it.

And that's how I met your mother, Adam Lambert.

Whatever Julius_Goat says…

The problem with wearing a stormtrooper helmet is how hard it is to tell which chicks have dicks.

If that's the best argument for Intelligent Design, then maybe that fella Darwin may have been on to something...

I guess the redhead can't read too well.

I had my doubts that he was a fruit, but than I saw he's wearing capri pants.

Tampons for men; because we're all for equal rights.

The new Fruitopia ad campaign defies logic.

Damn you, Thomas Edison!

He's totally throwing up inside his helmet.

Of all the franchises that could go together, I didn't expect Star Wars and Glee to fit.

Just be glad that Sarah Palin didn't join CNN instead.

In the 2000 years between it being written now, the Bible lost some of it's most esoteric work in translation.

This Stormtrooper wants to storm your "back door."

Because Glen Beck needs something to charge up his conservative batteries.

I don't care if I look like that girl from Lazytown's da, if I had a dick that lond I wouldn't mind having it bandaged off.

That red soda you're drinking sure gives you SOMETHING. Looks like a small boner from here.

*fucks hand*

What happens on Endor stays on Endor

The 69th Element.

Leelu Dallas Multi-sex

and now its time to rape and pillage!

I suddenly feel a great disturbance in the force.

Your move, Powerthirst.

New tighty-whities?$1.99. Roll of masking tape? $1.79. Red fright wig? $2.99. Watching your buddy get his ass kicked by a bunch of red neck fan boys? Priceless!

I hope the Rebels will rebel against this planet, too.

i never noticed the extream camel-toe on the fifth element lady before...

What? No, he was supposed to be a mummy, but we ran out of toilet paper.

Never-Never-Never-EVER-land.

Imperial Stormtroopers will hit on anything after a few beers.

"Hey Mike, are these your sons you were telling me about?" "Oh...no no, uh, my sons are dead. This must be junk mail"

just to show you..storm troopers dont have standers