Other Craptions

It'll work, it's based on my nightmares.

If you can think of a better way to become a supervillain, I'm all ears.

Thanks E-Harmony!

We're gonna need a bigger swatter.

"OK, it's ready. Let's go save the balloon boy."

FAKE! It doesn't have enough legs. Also, it's made of metal.

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT! I WANT ONE!

It's not quite a magic carpet ride, but it did get him laid.

He was looking for a nympho, she was into nymphs, together they coined a whole new science, intimacy entomology.

Where is this desert with all this crazy shit going on?

Clearly, they are also attracted to shit.

DAMSEL-IN-DISTRESS-FLY

"I can't believe it. I spend four hour on my hair for prom, and he picks me up in the goddam dragonfly."

Maverick's ego had been writing checks his body couldn't write once too often.

Thanks to the Americans with Disabilities Act, now people in wheelchairs have the opportunity to become giant dragonfly heads.

If that thing vibrates, I'm getting one TODAY.

"Dude, my new girlfriend is so fly."

Well it beats a toy horse!

Enter the Dragonfly.

Something bugs me about this. I think it's the bandana.

I call it Fluffums.

Dammit! How could you forget to bring a quarter?

If you put in a penny, it will devour you.

Where do I put the quarter?

Wonder Woman hired him to pimp out her invisible jet.

Maybe if we built some sort of giant wooden dragonfly . . .

Boy, does she have a bug up her ass!

The Dragon Fly Riders of Pern differed from their more famous brethren in two significant ways. First, they forsook the more traditional garb of dragonriders. And secondly, they imbibed copious amounts of LSD.

This Craption really bugs me!

F#CK YOU e-Harmony!!!

You may find this surprising, but they've seen Avatar more than once.

Bonnie and Clyde, THE GRITTY REBOOT

Tim Burton's seventh-grade films showed little of his promise.

every south Arabian women's fantasy..

In my mind, I am now inventing the world's biggest fly swatter.

Hybrids are really going to far

Not pictured: Sign saying, "You must be at least this fucked up to ride this ride."

Just ignore them and keep walking....I SAID KEEP WALKING.

Volkwagen's 2011 Bug?

in Tchernobyl, you dont need to buy a car...

Arm the photon torpedoes, Mr. Sulu; you may fire when ready.

After extensive testing, the world's first wind powered anal vibrator proved to be too bulky to be successful.

Joel Carlton's backyard Avatar ride just wasn't as good as the movie.

I see lead-based paint really does make you crazy.

Denise and Scott's date was going well until he began to sing "Wind Beneath My Wings".

Tom still wonders to this day why girls never call him back.

Fuck you, Spider-man!

Best. Anniversary. Ever.

Michael Bay's: The Rescuers