Craptions Classics January 16, 2010

Sally was in a wheelchair, and one day she decided: "You know what? FUCK ramps."

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

It'll work, it's based on my nightmares.

seannyb

If you can think of a better way to become a supervillain, I'm all ears.

seannyb

Thanks E-Harmony!

Mr.Excalibur

We're gonna need a bigger swatter.

Mr.Excalibur

"OK, it's ready. Let's go save the balloon boy."

Julius_Goat

FAKE! It doesn't have enough legs. Also, it's made of metal.

Mr.Excalibur

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT! I WANT ONE!

Mr.Excalibur

It's not quite a magic carpet ride, but it did get him laid.

BowToTheBard

He was looking for a nympho, she was into nymphs, together they coined a whole new science, intimacy entomology.

RogersIB

Where is this desert with all this crazy shit going on?

seannyb

Clearly, they are also attracted to shit.

Mr.Excalibur

DAMSEL-IN-DISTRESS-FLY

RogersIB

"I can't believe it. I spend four hour on my hair for prom, and he picks me up in the goddam dragonfly."

Julius_Goat

Maverick's ego had been writing checks his body couldn't write once too often.

RogersIB
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