"Dude...No, seriously....Where the fuck did all the bicycles go?....."
He's just a small town boy . . . living in a lonely world, he took the . . .you know what? Never mind what Journey said. I just stopped believing.
If there's a god, Bill O'reilly will come back as that stick pony.
Looks like that Haitian Earthquake hit the wrong beach...
It's the San Francisco marathon, what else would you expect?
See how he prances, an imaculate machine, a one dick pony, with a slight left lean.
Which Narnia story is this??
Aaaah, summer in Germany.
His buddy Jeff behind him has already picked up TWO girls. But at least he has his pride. Well, no. Not that. But at least he has his shoes.
Whatever they're running away from... I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE!
My 72 virgins were a mixed bag.
Bad Idea Jeans Ad #69: Mike was only going to be in Daytona for Bike Week this one time, so he figured it would be a good idea to gallop on down to a real biker bar.
Graduates of Whatsammatta U.
Circa 2040: The citizens of Heattown, Anatarica can't understand why the rest of the world is so pissy about Global Warming.
It's good to see guys wearning jean shorts can still have mad game..