Other Craptions

He's just a small town boy . . . living in a lonely world, he took the . . .you know what? Never mind what Journey said. I just stopped believing.

If there's a god, Bill O'reilly will come back as that stick pony.

Looks like that Haitian Earthquake hit the wrong beach...

It's the San Francisco marathon, what else would you expect?

Which Narnia story is this??

See how he prances, an imaculate machine, a one dick pony, with a slight left lean.

Aaaah, summer in Germany.

His buddy Jeff behind him has already picked up TWO girls. But at least he has his pride. Well, no. Not that. But at least he has his shoes.

Whatever they're running away from... I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

My 72 virgins were a mixed bag.

Bad Idea Jeans Ad #69: Mike was only going to be in Daytona for Bike Week this one time, so he figured it would be a good idea to gallop on down to a real biker bar.

Graduates of Whatsammatta U.

Circa 2040: The citizens of Heattown, Anatarica can't understand why the rest of the world is so pissy about Global Warming.

He's hung like a horse.

It's good to see guys wearning jean shorts can still have mad game..

His ejaculate tastes distressingly of hay and dung.

I have a suspicion that that guy is banging his Secretariat.

The art of equestrian riding took another fall from grace today...news at 11:00...

Joe was a little unclear on the concept of "hung like a horse."

Dear President Obama; I am firmly against building any WALL between the United States and Mexico! Between the United States and CANADA, however...

Ron broke into the seeing-eye dog market with his innovative seeing-dick horse.

I like the picture they got of me and my two sisters on the left.

This race is brought to you by Pabst Blue Ribbon: Pabst, because only THEY have to remember what happened.

It's no surprise that the opposite of "Giddy up" is "WHOA".

What happens when centaurs commit incest.

Mister Head.

This steeplechaser is chasing a different kind of steeple.

"This isn't what it looks like!" "Really? Because it looks like you're violating a stuffed animal." "OK, so it's exactly what it looks like."

If the Summer Olympics were held in Canada.

What chat-rooms looked like BEFORE the internet.

Gay guys get all the chicks...

Should I be aroused? Oh f*** it - I AM.

"Here comes the King, here comes the Big Number One, Budweiser budget cuts have left us second guessing some."

"Ha ha fools no one notices me fucking this duck!" guy behind....."Ha Ha fools no one notices me fucking this horse!" guy with two girls "Ha Ha fools no knows im gay!"

"OK, don't panic, Bryce. So you passed out and now have a hobby horse superglued to your dick. It's fine, keep walking. Play it cool. One of these stores must sell solvent."

Note to Cracked.com: My computer monitor is really small and old fashioned, and I can't see today's Craption very well... THANK GOD FOR MINOR MIRACLES!!!!

What happens in Vegas stays on the internet

Here is a true example of something that is not illegal, but frowned upon.

"Yeah, Mom? Count me out for dinner. I just lost my appetite."

Coming around the final turn, we have Fairy Queen in the lead, with Reacharound coming up fast!

Unfortunately, my Uzi jammed...

He's what's waiting for you at the end of the Bicycle Rainbow.

dude whores! i mean, a horse!

I enjoy taking pictures of whatever is happening immediately to the left of Slash.

Looks like the Jonas Brothers concert just let out...

Electron Micrograph of all the sperm that DIDN'T make it...

Hurry up man! We almost caught the dragon!

His bumper sticker reads "my other horse is your mom"

Good News: No real horses were injured in the taking of this photo. Bad News: Testicle splinters.