Other Craptions

I only watch the Tour de France for the awesome bike crashes!

we shall call him, Optimus Armstrong

Makes me happy knowing 6,568 thousand kids are crying...

Remember Kids! Re-CYCLE!

Pedro didn't actually understand what he was being paid to do. He was just happy to find work.

Yeah it's the blue one with the horn.

Jealous of St. Louis' arch, Detroit built their own, with the limited materials they had..

Before Lance Armstrong learned that he could change a flat tire.

Damnit, Wall-E! Get back to work! Vacation is over.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Off in the distance it is said an old coot could be heard warbling the song, "I've got too much time on my hands, ticking away with my sanity."

You think this is bad? You should see his midget porn collection.

Sure, France has the Arc de Triomphe, but check out their Arc de Fail.

Cracked's Craption voting doesn't work, only the first 20 entries get attention and get all the votes ^^ the rest is futile :)

yestersday's winning craption was as funny as julios_goat taken a full throat BJ from a black man on a soft cable porn movie starting Chris Tucker and Queen Latifa

Schwinn Peaks.

DAMMIT GOOGLE! - - I typed "Bent Bikers Bar" not "bent bikes rainbow bar what-the-fuck"...

"If my baby brother knocks this down again... I will so fucking kill him..."

Transformers 3 really sucked.

Architectural trends are cyclical.

I can't believe the craption with 'JOEL CARLTON' didn't win yesterday!

Soylent gray is bicycles... IT'S BICYCLES!

Hmmmm... looks like my cock ring is almost complete... he he... uh... *sigh*

It was the worst accident any of them had ever seen. The entire Tour de France crashed into Stephen Hawking and created a quantum singularity.

"CALVIN!!!!!"

FAKE! I can see the wires!

After years of tireless searching, they finally discovered the stargate on the planet Schwinn.

If I had a bicycle for every time I've wanted to punch Lady Gaga in the face, oh wait, it'd look just like this!

"Yeah, Police Property Room, I'm looking for a 1982 red Schwinn Sting-Ray DeLuxe, with a banana seat and... look, ummm, you look busy, I'll just come back another time."

Somewhere, Al Gore is crying.

The smoke monster from "Lost" looks less frightening when the smoke dissipates.

"Trust me I'm a bicyclist."

Welcome to the mind of Shel Silverstein

A Chinese rush hour pile-up.

is that in Dubai?

When you played "Paperboy" on your NES and lost a life...you thought it had no consequences. How wrong you were...so very, very, wrong.

That's wheely ugly.

Dammit, World of Warcraft! You've made us obsolete!

Somewhere over the Schwinnbow...

Remember to use a lock kids, or Cthulu-cycle the dark one will come for your sweet, sweet ride

Looks more like a Tour-de-Nado. (I'm sorry.)

EPIC SCHWINN!

Lance Armstrong is clearly overcompensating for his missing testicle.

My parents told me they would take my bike away if I jerked off. Well, here's where they left them.

What are these guys trying to peddle now?

And suddenly, in the distance, a haunting sound: ringring, ringring...

...yeah...this picture doesn't help me understand "Carbon Credits."

I didn't realize that bike repairmen had become extinct.

Taste the painbow