"You're a mean drunk, Magneto."
I only watch the Tour de France for the awesome bike crashes!
we shall call him, Optimus Armstrong
Makes me happy knowing 6,568 thousand kids are crying...
Remember Kids! Re-CYCLE!
Pedro didn't actually understand what he was being paid to do. He was just happy to find work.
Yeah it's the blue one with the horn.
Jealous of St. Louis' arch, Detroit built their own, with the limited materials they had..
Before Lance Armstrong learned that he could change a flat tire.
Damnit, Wall-E! Get back to work! Vacation is over.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Off in the distance it is said an old coot could be heard warbling the song, "I've got too much time on my hands, ticking away with my sanity."
You think this is bad? You should see his midget porn collection.
Sure, France has the Arc de Triomphe, but check out their Arc de Fail.
Cracked's Craption voting doesn't work, only the first 20 entries get attention and get all the votes ^^ the rest is futile :)