Craptions Classics January 12, 2010

Is it just me or are the regulated smoking areas getting smaller and smaller?

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Sarah Palin fans try to see Russia from their house, too.

Kelly Robinson

He's right. Take your putt Mr. Gilmore.

Gatt

The Canadian Space Program is quite a few years behind its American counterpart.

RodneyHardman

With Simon dead, there was no one left who could issue the command to come down.

Fkelleghan

"And he said to him, "Truly, truly, I say to you, you will see heaven opened, and the angels of God ascending and descending on the Son of Man". "Nope - sorry Bubba, that thar is just Zeke and the boys havin a bit'o fun. Sorry to burst your bible b

RogersIB

"I love being a test subject --easiest twenty bucks I ever --hey, is that lightning?!"

Kelly Robinson

Stick around and watch, I think Darwin's theory is about to be in evidence.

RogersIB

And the mexicans have broken another world record, this time for the largest ejaculation reenactment (and hopefully, the only one)

limphy

We force everyone who's ever tried to play 'Stairway to Heaven' in a guitar shop to climb this.

Brett-Butler

Ready the douche cannon....aim...fire!

Just a friendly reminder to pay your gravity bills.

Fkelleghan

How my son pictured sex after I botched the "Birds and the Bees" talk.

yeahme

The construction of the NASA Boner Probe, to be launched on a mission to Uranus in 2012.

jtklove

"Hey Carl, I can see your house from here! Wow, Carl, is that your wife on the lawn? She's HOT! Oh, hey Carl, there's your Mailman... with your wife... owwey Carl, Carl, Carl, don't jump CARRRRLLL!!!"

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