Other Craptions

Sarah Palin fans try to see Russia from their house, too.

He's right. Take your putt Mr. Gilmore.

The Canadian Space Program is quite a few years behind its American counterpart.

With Simon dead, there was no one left who could issue the command to come down.

"And he said to him, "Truly, truly, I say to you, you will see heaven opened, and the angels of God ascending and descending on the Son of Man". "Nope - sorry Bubba, that thar is just Zeke and the boys havin a bit'o fun. Sorry to burst your bible b

"I love being a test subject --easiest twenty bucks I ever --hey, is that lightning?!"

Stick around and watch, I think Darwin's theory is about to be in evidence.

And the mexicans have broken another world record, this time for the largest ejaculation reenactment (and hopefully, the only one)

We force everyone who's ever tried to play 'Stairway to Heaven' in a guitar shop to climb this.

Ready the douche cannon....aim...fire!

Just a friendly reminder to pay your gravity bills.

How my son pictured sex after I botched the "Birds and the Bees" talk.

The construction of the NASA Boner Probe, to be launched on a mission to Uranus in 2012.

"Hey Carl, I can see your house from here! Wow, Carl, is that your wife on the lawn? She's HOT! Oh, hey Carl, there's your Mailman... with your wife... owwey Carl, Carl, Carl, don't jump CARRRRLLL!!!"

If God didn't allow Gays into Heaven, then they were just going to force their way in.

In two minutes, it'll be raining men.

Six Flags quickly abandoned the human trebuchet ride.

Optimus Prime came out of the closet today....

"Is the Immigration agent gone? Good... OKAY MUCHACHOS, YOU CAN CLIMB DOWN NOW AND GO BACK TO WORK!"

They say it would take a million monkeys sitting at a million typewriters a million years to write "Hamlet." But it only takes about a dozen douchebags ten minutes to do this.

Wow, phallic imagery. I have never seen that before on Cracked.

Oh, now I get why they call it an erector set.

Disney World's new ride "Space Needle" is not for everyone. In fact, in order to ride it, you have to survive "Heroin Needle" first.

nope not today not going to do it...ok ok BIG PENIS WITH LITTLE DUDES COMING OUT there i said it!!!!!!!!!

The most popular ride at the Gay Pride Carnival.

No shirts, no shoes = no harness.

"Uh Houston, we have a problem with the ISS... Did all of our space passengers sign liability releases?... They did... GOOD!!"

"Maybe we should give up, Ted. It was just a kite..."

Holy shit! How many lifeguards does this beach need?

Look! A black guy on top of the social ladder!

Three people actually made it to heaven during this attempt, but only because they fell off and died...

Scaffolds are devious hunters, enticing their prey hundreds of feet in the air.

After 25 years of climbing to the top of the Company ladder, Bruce figured out that it was kind of stupid and shockingly dangerous...

The staff of Fox News just before being launched BACK into space.

France has the Eiffel Tower, Pisa has the Leaning Tower, Bithlo Florida has the Leaning Verizon Tower.

I used to have to do that too, then I stopped using Sprint.

"Sooo Pancho, this is what it's like to be at the top of the CRAPTIONS list... pretty pretty nice... What happens now? Chairman of the Fed... Pope... American Idol... I feel like I can do ANYTHING!"

The staff of Fox News just before being shot into space.

If they smell bad, it's because the giant robot was eating a lot of asparagus.

Funny, they're not dressed like sailors...

So that's how they're getting over the fence.....

That must be the Navy, 'cause that shaft is full of seamen.

"Hey, nice skirt freak." "It's a kilt!' "Whatever FRUIT."

They took all our jobs... even the pointless ones.

First one to the top gets into America.

Alaska is pleased to unveil... Ladder to Nowhere.

Naturally, the Carnival didn't give refunds

"This isn't what it looks like!" "Really, because it looks like a bunch of idiots trying to get a better view at a Dave Matthews Band concert." "OK, it's exactly what it looks like."

I don't know what it is, but I think David Letterman has something to do with it.