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Craptions Nov 18th, 2009 the guy covering his face on the right is thinking "dude this cup still smells like my balls".

Rule #1: trying to form an army of anarchists is a terrible idea.

This week only: Buy a dozen cans of homeless, get two free.

Yeah! Destroy all government! All right guys, I gotta leave to get my unemployment check....

Five minutes later, everyone was grounded!

"... on second thought, let's not go to Camelot, tis' a silly place" - "Right!"

FreeDumb!

They'll never take, OUR... ummm OUr.. what are we bitching about today?

LADY GAGA WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR 5HIT

Red Rover, Red Rover, send deodorant over.

"You may take our lives, but you'll never take...OUR GARBAGE!"

"Psst, Dave! What's with the blue circle? Didn't you get the memo? We decided on broad diagonal red stripes. Your refusal to conform is making us look like a bunch of idiots, Dave."

THIS IS NOT SPARTA!

"Hell no! We won't go! We won't die for Texaco!"

Devo fans want to whip government, whip it good.

The percentage of protesters whose moms are picking them up after the big rally is staggering.

2-4-6-8 in our barrels we masturbate!!!!

Five minutes later, a homeless guy crushed them all and tossed them into a shopping cart.

Just then Mel Gibson rode up to make a rousing speech, but seeing his audience decided "Fuck it. These douchebags don't deserve their lives or freedom," and rode on.

"Honey, our garbage cans are missing again. Why did we move so close to a Frat house?"

"Any problems with the protest against US reliance on oil? "No, none really, except finding parking for my SUV."

Gary (far right) just realized he wrote his catchy protest sign on the inside of his shield.

Insert anything Monty Python here ______ _____ _____

Once the Terrorists succeed in destroying ALL of our refineries, ALL of our pipelines, and ALL of our oil tankers, this is how they plan on delivering their petroleum to us.

They were ready to fight to stop all fighting.

Check out the cans on these chicks!

Whatever they're against, I am completely FOR.

Well guys, let's hope the riot police are from the 12th century

Regular Red Rover wasn't good enough for these people...

Braveheart on a budget

Extreme paint huffing.

I came. I saw. I left.

Red Rover isn't just a game. It's a way of life.

Acorn registered voters for the craption contest...

Poor White Trash: the Musical

Now we know where canned laughter comes from.

John had a boner, but this time he was safe.

ANARCHY FAIL...

I just feel like calling 'em and asking for "Prince Albert"...

This might seem like a small point, but didn't we all drive cars to get here today?

Makes you wonder how anarchists decide who's in charge to plan a rally.

You never see these guys waving signs saying "US out of DEBT now," do you?

Alabama Swat!

World War 4.

Oh shit! He's got a Gravity Gun!

Apparently our new Alien Overlords enjoy drinking games, too.

Cannery Row.

Sure it was a good cause, but Steve just wanted to roll down a hill.

This is the wrong way to do a keg stand.