Other Craptions

This mite be the oddest parade ever.

The original prawns from District 9 weren't as impressive.

Bedbug's big as a jackass, will bite you and stand and grin, Drink a bowl of bedbug poison, come back and bite you again.

WE PUT HOLES IN TEETH! WE PUT HOLES IN TEETH!

Oh shit! Pacman's coming!

Actually, I don't think breast implants needed a mascot, much less a parade.

Okay, you've raised my awareness. I wish you hadn't.

Crab People . . . Crab People . . .

Which way to the Republican National Convention? We're the extra assholes they ordered.

The newest chapter of the Pillsbury Secret Police. Just dont poke em'.

Now they know how many lice it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

Warning: Do no attempt to smuggle drugs into the country WHILE high.

San Fransisco's genital warts.

If you allow your sperm grow this big, you need to masturbate more.

So you promised if we did this I could sleep with your wife, right?

Those things look weird when they're wearing human face masks like that.

In the future, humans will evolve to better meet the needs of their increasingly sedentary lifestyle

in Soviet Russia crabs gets you.

Once you go Puft, you Stay-Puft.

Paris Hilton was the first to welcome our Pubic invaders.

When the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man was destroyed, the city rejoiced. But they forgot about the marshmallow bits.

Even the dust mites in America have a weight problem.

That'll really chafe my willy

Bug spray just pisses them off.

Is this why black people don't understand white people?

How cute, it looks like they're being thrown up by mites

Stop the cruel hunting of horror-puffs!

March of the Chlamydia

Time to FLEA! March on with all your MITE! I hope I'm not starting to TICK you off.

So I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and said "Wow, I have left sanity behind."

With all the people staying in bed all day, bedbug obesity is a growing problem...

The OM NOM NOM NOM Resistance Fighters.

January, 2010: The Roombas become self-aware.

The Sperm Donor Parade didnt have the turn out they needed this year.

Beautifulpeople.com did the right thing.

Scrubbing bubbles protesting over shit working conditions!

"Boy, these new flight restrictions are getting totally ridiculous."

The new OSHA approved work safety suits have been proven to cut productivity.

When caterpillars get out of line..........

Now you can feel safe and secure wherever you go, and it comes in three stylish colors!

(Continuing the ongoing Cracked theme of all things Furry) - These Pubic Lice Furries march to promote safe sex.

I wonder what they put on their online dating profiles? "I enjoy long walks on the beach, italian food, and dressing up as a giant lice creature and marching down the street."

Are we as a race doomed to be tossed onto the scrap heap of history by hemorrhoid thinking machines?

"I know I should have thought of this before I put this on, but I really have to take a crap."

This is actually the gang from the east part of the city. They're heading over to fight the west side, who happen to be dressed as medicated combs.

Caviar for all! Caviar for All!

Note to self: don't drink the water.

***TAKE ME TO YOUR OVUM***

From left to right: Mom, Dad, Uncle Adrian, Grandad, Me. The one in the back is just a Cocopuff.