Craptions Classics January 10, 2010

Before Paris Hilton visits a city, they raise Pubic Lice awareness.

Mr.Excalibur

Other Craptions

This mite be the oddest parade ever.

Julius_Goat

The original prawns from District 9 weren't as impressive.

Mr.Excalibur

Bedbug's big as a jackass, will bite you and stand and grin, Drink a bowl of bedbug poison, come back and bite you again.

RogersIB

WE PUT HOLES IN TEETH! WE PUT HOLES IN TEETH!

TwitIsCracked

Oh shit! Pacman's coming!

Actually, I don't think breast implants needed a mascot, much less a parade.

Okay, you've raised my awareness. I wish you hadn't.

Fkelleghan

Crab People . . . Crab People . . .

BowToTheBard

Which way to the Republican National Convention? We're the extra assholes they ordered.

WilsonBurnell

The newest chapter of the Pillsbury Secret Police. Just dont poke em'.

JwJack

Now they know how many lice it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

Fkelleghan

Warning: Do no attempt to smuggle drugs into the country WHILE high.

Ceveron

San Fransisco's genital warts.

noreport

If you allow your sperm grow this big, you need to masturbate more.

Mr.Excalibur
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