Other Craptions

Jabba the Mutt

Even with the disguise it's obvious Tiger Woods is still trying to bang every bitch he can.

Even the surgical mask won't cover up the smell of that much dog shit.

Clifford the Big Red Dog's lesser known brother Clayton the Yellow Fever Dog.

"Good salute, good human, now sit..sit boy."

E-Harmony, I salute you!

Jeffrey, I thought we made clear what I meant by "a tanned, fat bitch"

One of these officers has mastered the art of undercover operations...can you identify which one?

Seems McGruff has taken too many bites out of crime lately

Dog- "Am I too late for the chess match?"

This BBW Furry is going to f**k the brains out of whoever wins the game from yesterday's craption.

Can you spot the two Mexicans hidden in this picture?

When Pokemon shows up, you best salute!

Am I the only one who doesn't get why Julius_Goat's craptions always win even when they are not funny at all? It's like Cracked.com has its own Dane Cook

How on earth does a dog get that fat without a mouth?!? You shoving snausages up his ass?!

When I came in this morning, this was the only dog left in the whole pound! I guess the others got adopted... along with their cage doors, and all the food... and my chair...

Yes SIR! 300 cans of Alpo coming up!

I don't think your dog is infectious, or even sick, but you do have to stop feeding him all that candy...

Look...in the distance...there goes what was left of my dignity.

The Mindfuck division of the US army.

Revealed at last! Dick Cheney's undisclosed location!

The new NBC late night line up?

"While I do enjoy serving under you, sir, it would behoove you to know that I'm deathly allergic to dogs".

He's not saluting the dog. He's saluting the guy who's walking the dog!

America: even our dogs are 200 lbs. overweight now. Observe the European attempting to avoid breathing our fatty air.

"We're not quite sure what's wrong with you, Snoopy, but we'll keep praying for you."

Liam did his best to ignore it. But there was no doubt. After 40 years, Mr. Pooky had returned.

Alec remembered well the story told of the attendant who dared look C-Dog in the eye.

Cleanup Specialist Smith, reporting for doodie.

Sorry Commander Woofums, I screwed the pooch on that last mission.

No one knew who had killed Tinky Winky, but most fans of PBS suspect that East Coast rival Biggy Snuffaluppagus was the culprit.

Choose your mascot! A cute cuddly yellow dog or a Vietnam veteran with OCD?

This is the special investigative team dispatched to my house at 7:00 AM today to determine in I am, in fact, funny.

Militaristic corporate medical interspecies furry porn? Who the fuck divided by zero?

They were an odd pair. He was a hypochondriac. She was a giant plush doggie. But they were the best damn detectives I've ever seen.

That's the only friend that'll hang out with him in his mom's basement.

No, YOU ROLL OVER!

The General never talked about how he lost his other nipple

It has no mouth, but it must scream.

That's the best camo I've EVER seen for an Alpha Predator.

I wouldn't go to this dentist office if you paid me.

Wag The Dog

I salute you Mr. Cuddlez.

You look a lot different than your profile picture.

Crappy: the Craption Mascot Dog!

Next on "To Catch A Furry..."

For those about to walk... We salute you.

Is this like the back cover of a Highlights for Kids? Like where you spot the things wrong?

Within the next five minutes, that man experienced the most terrifying dog-hump of his life.