Other Craptions

Furries can't just have sex all the time.

Checkmating ritual.

The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.

Think you can out FOX me? Then you are LION to yourself. (Be prepared to read this same Craption 1000 times today)

The bigger crowd is next door watching the wombat and the kangaroo play Twister.

Like most predators, they can only see movement. So this game is going to take FOREVER.

What the ad said: Fox likes to play with her pussy. Wanna watch?

Cause, you know, we wanna make sure people know we're virgins.

Be careful, some say he's actually a Cheeta.

The chess club goes a long way to avoid after-school beatings

Not pictured: vaginas.

This is why nobody watches PBS.

The Narnians have surprisingly genteel pursuits.

In the future all international disputes will be settled by the opposing coutries' mascots matching wits while being refereed by an impartial, easily distracted, douche in a top hat.

It looks like the lion is really concentrating, but actually he's just farted and is trying his damnedest not to pass out, and thus, forfeit. Again.

While Newark Airport Security officials posed for this picture today, three Al-Quaida terrorists walked on board a 757 and blew up the airplane with a bazooka that they concealed under their shirts.

"Didn't you have somewhere to be?" "Nah, my team sucks anyway"

Adding mascots has really paid off for the chess club. They've doubled their attendance to six!

Well, as a matter of fact they do have an app for that!

If you are searching for Bobby Fischer . . . well, the Lion ate him.

Winner gets to be the pitcher!

Mating ritual of the genus homo nerdius not-gettin-laidus.

I'd say I think I can outfox you... but I'd be lion.

Gary (front, middle) took on 2 challenges at once, teaching wild animals to play chess, and blowing himself.

Smart, sexy, furry... why can't I meet any men like this?

And yet, still no blacks are allowed in their club. The inhumanity.

Michael J Fox looks good for his condition, but he'll need more than sympathy to beat Wolf Blitzer at the game of kings.

Why aren't these mascots settling their differences by jumping off a trampoline through a burning hoop!?!?!

The narratives of pornographic movies are always severely annoying and irrelevant.

What -- another writers' strike?

Bishop humps Queen's leg!!! Pawn humps Queen's leg!! GAAAAAANG BAAAAAANG!!!

The winner has to face Sonic.

I've covered fires, burglaries, floods, and what do I get? Forced to report on two furries playing chess!

If I don't win this match no one will ever take me seriously.

"Well, Steve, this is a critical time in the match. The fox is really advancing his rooks nicely, while I think the lion is starting to be tempted to eat all the horses."

In a legendary match Kasparov managed to out fox Karpov. Unfortunately for Karpov, he was quickly devoured.

Unlike archery, Robin would not make a fool of Prince John at this tournament.

I really don't want to see them checkmate, if you know what I mean. I mean sex.

While Bob and George posed for their Lodge's annual convention, outside a NUCLEAR WAR raged that decimated all of humanity in a mere femtosecond and a blinding flash...

"All things considered, Hank, I'd rather be sniffin' butts."

This time, it's not the Furries that are the pathetic ones. It's all the people watching them PLAY CHESS.

C'mon already! Half-time's almost over!

As the current King of the Jungle, the lion had everything riding on the game.

Spragct: (n) the sound of my brain breaking after seeing this.

Tony the Tiger's son was gggrrrreat at chess.

With sports venue attendance at an all time low, some mascots have been forced into the underground world of illegal chess match gambling

Comic Con revellers have got nothing on the Chess Com fans, cause, well in fact, they are the same nerds.

Smart, sexy, furry... there must be Greek guys under there...

Furries do a lot of dirty things, and occasionally they break for something thoughtful