Craptions Classics January 08, 2010

It looked bad for Leo. The fox had employed a strong Sicilian defence and ruined his Bonnetti's Gambit. But then he remembered that he was a goddam lion, and the carnage began.

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

Furries can't just have sex all the time.

dpollok

Checkmating ritual.

The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.

Fkelleghan

Think you can out FOX me? Then you are LION to yourself. (Be prepared to read this same Craption 1000 times today)

SRLivewire

The bigger crowd is next door watching the wombat and the kangaroo play Twister.

Kelly Robinson

Like most predators, they can only see movement. So this game is going to take FOREVER.

Julius_Goat

What the ad said: Fox likes to play with her pussy. Wanna watch?

Kelly Robinson

Cause, you know, we wanna make sure people know we're virgins.

BowToTheBard

Be careful, some say he's actually a Cheeta.

JCarlton

The chess club goes a long way to avoid after-school beatings

Ceveron

Not pictured: vaginas.

Rex-Jester

This is why nobody watches PBS.

Kelly Robinson

The Narnians have surprisingly genteel pursuits.

Fkelleghan

In the future all international disputes will be settled by the opposing coutries' mascots matching wits while being refereed by an impartial, easily distracted, douche in a top hat.

RodneyHardman
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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