Other Craptions

Jeff got fired from Best Buy after his embezzling became too obvious to ignore.

...because that's how I roll, peasants.

You won a Wii Bowing tournament, Barry, jeez. Settle down.

The French were actually feared once.. a long time ago

Rorschach Journal: Fuck this place. I quit.

Sometimes the Make-a-Wish Foundation just has to go along with it.

"Who needs Cinderella? I just love balls."

Each year the New York Yankees celebrate their championships more and more extravagantly.

"You know Tom, I've been thinking, and I think this Prom entrance would be a lot more impressive if we had dates."

There were actually FOUR wise men. One of them had a really shit sense of direction.

When the Pevensie children visited Narnia it was magical. When Prince Caspian took his children to visit the Kingdom of Harlem it was...less magical.

The Lion Queen

Thou art trying to catch me riding dirty?

Louis VIX, transported mystically into the future, realized he had to quickly learn what a "homo" was, and why he was one, if he were to communicate with the natives.

Henry the Turd.

Some people just dont "GET" MLK day

This ride has been so severely overpimped that even the king feels gaudy...

I'd have a really hard time choosing if i was a sniper.

WTF? Did I just accidentally click on one of those gay-dating banners?

cocaine's a helluva drug

This is what the new Ford Mustang would look like if the British had won the American Revolution.

"Hey, Cracked, are you gonna do this for all Craption winners or just your favorites?"

Lehman Brother's CEO arriving to request a government bailout.

He'll keep going till he finds the guy who fits the glass Speedo.

Looks like I chose the wrong day to give up gay jokes.

"Yankee Doodle ... hum hum hum ... stuck a feather in his hat and called it 'GAY-A-RONI'..."

God I hate European sports.

Only 2 mpg highway but worth it!

They see me rulin'. They hatin'.

Mardi Gras comes but once a year... but THESE guys don't need an excuse to dress as poofdas and strut around.

We're here to overthrow and oppress your sense of taste

Wow, the Amish have really changed, something... is it their hair maybe?

Royal Bloodline is just a fancy way of saying "Irreparable inbreeding".

The power lines and apartment complexes are how you know you are getting an authentic experience at the Renaissance fair.

*Sigh* I miss the royal gonads...

I bet he doesn't know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow...

Wanky Doodle went to town/In his lion carriage/Stuck a feather on some boys/And to them proposed marriage.

Yep, just like in my history book.

ENGLAND is now on the "Gay Marriage" bandwagon... no surprise there...

Ever since Katrina, the Krewe of Endymion float at New Orleans really floats... literally.

I don't know Sarah, this Gigolo looks EXPENSIVE.

Have you seen the mother of my children? She is dressed in feathers, often mocks black people...

LITTLE BOY IN FRONT: "God, someone please break up the monotony of this thing and SHOW US SOME TITS ALREADY!!!!"

Siegfried and Boys.

His predecessor Midas had the touch of gold, unfortunately for King Pallette he had the touch of lavender.

Pimp my pride.

Monty Python and the Holy Shit, What the Hell Is That?

The emperor finally put on some clothes. Everybody still thought he was lame.

Look at me!!! I'm kind of a Big Deal....