Racial Experiment, Day 5: Still haven't gotten black dude to punch me. Hopefully wearing the Watermelon suit tomorrow will produce desired outcome.
Despite the obvious signs of danger, the funky chickens just kept dancing right into the trap...
I never believed those rumors about KFC genetically engineering chickens until now.
..And to the people of Popeyeâ€™s chicken he did say â€œLET GO OF MY COCKâ€
What the hell? I buried my father in those shoes.
French women really need to start shaving more often.
He just spotted Lady Gaga's penis.
Beautiful plumage, that Norwegian Blue.
Popeye's Chicken is PEOPLE!
Sorry, buddy, I'm a breast man.
Schroedinger's Chicken is neither man nor fowl until you open the Bonafide Bucket.
I never knew poultry could be so sexy. TASTY. I mean tasty.
The only time "choking the chicken" in public would be understandable.
That chicken only lays brown eggs, if you get my drift.
CHICKEN: "Don't look at me... Homo." DUDE: "Don't look at ME... Avian!"