Other Craptions

Despite the obvious signs of danger, the funky chickens just kept dancing right into the trap...

I never believed those rumors about KFC genetically engineering chickens until now.

..And to the people of Popeye’s chicken he did say “LET GO OF MY COCK”

What the hell? I buried my father in those shoes.

French women really need to start shaving more often.

He just spotted Lady Gaga's penis.

Popeye's Chicken is PEOPLE!

Beautiful plumage, that Norwegian Blue.

Schroedinger's Chicken is neither man nor fowl until you open the Bonafide Bucket.

Sorry, buddy, I'm a breast man.

I never knew poultry could be so sexy. TASTY. I mean tasty.

The only time "choking the chicken" in public would be understandable.

That chicken only lays brown eggs, if you get my drift.

CHICKEN: "Don't look at me... Homo." DUDE: "Don't look at ME... Avian!"

The Bird Man of Alcatraz meets the Chicken Boy of 24th and Elm

This week on throw down with Bobby Flay....

One of them is about to get served.

Dude, no, don't commit suicide! You have lots to live for. Possibly.

It was just something about the store that really ruffled Tom's feathers.

One day, my brothers will rise up and cast off their deep fried shackles of finger-lickin' oppression.

You know, if you take his mask off, he runs around aimlessly for about 90 seconds before collapsing.

Queztalcoatl, God of wind, creativity & fertility, was forced to take menial jobs after the fall of the Aztec empire.

This is far less terrifying than the mascot outside the hotdog store.

As he waited for the bus, Ted was shocked at what he saw ... a Black guy standing OUTSIDE of the Popeye's.

That's NOT what I meant by chicken strips!

A rare look at the Chicken Nuggets' larval form.

Look out! It's coming home to roost!

Spontaneous chicken is even more rare than spontaneous combustion, but no less deadly.

For some reason Derrick found that whenever he did the Electric Slide in the middle of town while wearing his chicken suit, he instantly became the center of attention.

And here I am, without a gun...

He's out front to remind the workers behind the counter that it can always get worse.

Wait, you weren't thinking of eating in there were you?

Fowl!

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?" "I did... just now... in my pants."

Jim was a breast man, and he liked what he saw.

"Tiger?" "Yes? I mean... NO!! DAMMIT!"

Popeye's serves Bonafide chicken, but their definition of 'bonafide' means someone slapped their dick on it.

That chicken gave me an expired coupon!

Lady Gaga in Michael Bay's KFC!

I'd tap THAT with a side-a gravy.

Old Macdonald's transgressions were coming back to haunt him years later.

This deal comes with 2 wings, 2 legs, and a severe meth addiction.

"Cocktease!"

What the fuck did you think I'd do when I crossed the road???

Soylent Chicken, it's what's for dinner

Top 5 behind the scenes facts about the characters of "Sesame Street": #1 Cookie Monster was a crack addict. #2 The Count suffered from OCD. #3 Bert and Ernie were lovers. #4 Elmo was a registered sex offender. #5 Big Bird was a cannibal.

He had been half cracked at birth, and this left him suffering a lifetime of mental illness from the shell shock.

Trevor seriously thought about doing the chicken.

I don't know whether to fuck it or eat. Maybe I'll do both.