Craptions Classics January 06, 2010

Racial Experiment, Day 5: Still haven't gotten black dude to punch me. Hopefully wearing the Watermelon suit tomorrow will produce desired outcome.

yeahme

Other Craptions

Despite the obvious signs of danger, the funky chickens just kept dancing right into the trap...

Kamikaze Phoenix

I never believed those rumors about KFC genetically engineering chickens until now.

liberalScum

..And to the people of Popeye€™s chicken he did say €œLET GO OF MY COCK€

cmongo

What the hell? I buried my father in those shoes.

French women really need to start shaving more often.

yeahme

He just spotted Lady Gaga's penis.

Mr.Excalibur

Popeye's Chicken is PEOPLE!

Versus

Beautiful plumage, that Norwegian Blue.

HMS_Ford

Schroedinger's Chicken is neither man nor fowl until you open the Bonafide Bucket.

Fkelleghan

Sorry, buddy, I'm a breast man.

Mothra24

I never knew poultry could be so sexy. TASTY. I mean tasty.

dandaman

The only time "choking the chicken" in public would be understandable.

Steveoknox24

That chicken only lays brown eggs, if you get my drift.

Versus

CHICKEN: "Don't look at me... Homo." DUDE: "Don't look at ME... Avian!"

bubblegum
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