Craptions Classics January 04, 2010

Lady Gaga's Finding Nemo

donarumo

Other Craptions

Quiet now. What we have here is the rare female sex offender. You can tell from the plumage.

seannyb

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one purple dress, and some flounders in a dick tree.

gunnersons

Finding Nympho

JolleMan

Insane Clownfish Posse!

Rhymenstein

We already USED all our Nemo joke, Cracked!

Julius_Goat

The bright colors help attract predators. Sexual predators.

Kamikaze Phoenix

one fish two fish, red fish, $25 b-j fish

GGWD

"If this is being found," thought Nemo, "I'd rather stay lost."

Mothra24

What? I bet your fetish is pretty weird too!

Fkelleghan

Sure she's hideous, but she farts caviar.

yeahme

Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and spawn?

Mr.Excalibur

Somebody's unclear on the concept of fishnets.

Kelly Robinson

With friends like him, who needs anemones?

Diasdiem

Thanks, Cracked. Now I have to explain to my 4-year-old what "Transvestite" means.

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