Other Craptions

I am never ever inviting you cocks to my new year's party again...

Looks like SOMEBODY forgot the safe word again

Brutal hazing of KFC employees exposed: film at eleven.

My New Year's resolution to not drink again didn't last as long as I'd hoped.

Peter Griffin is fucked.

Reservoir chickens.

Col. Sanders finally made his escape after being held hostage for 14 years.

They are the Egg Men. They must be stopped.

There's more than one way to find out the Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices.

Bird's Eye for the Straight Guy

Look everywhere! I know I dropped my drugs in here somewhere!

"Goodfeathers."

Before the invention of the Heisenberg Compensator, transporter technology often had unfortunate results...

After the Penguin's arrest, his Foul Fowl found work roughing up nerds that still lived in their parents basement.

Don't worry buddy, with this special trap your wife will never get a chance to be outraged

Just after the "chicken feed" kicked in.

You are NOT Foghorn Leghorn, and if you don't take your medication, I swear to god I will call the hospital right now!

He's laid special eggs all over your house. Happy Easter!

After what they did to my house, I am sorry I ever ate that egg in the first place...

ok, dad i know what your gonna say but...

Hey, you feel like "chicken tonight, chicken tonight" still, motherfucker?

That's an interesting New Year's resolution Carl...

Old McDonald had a farm, OH-MY-FUCKING-GOD!

Tip: Wearing a mask to the office New Year's party won't help you keep your job once the YouTube video comes out.

IT PUTS THE CHICKEN IN THE BASKET!

"SHIT! MY HUSBAND'S HOME!!! HIDE!!!"

"Hello Police! I'm being a-salted & battered."

FREEZE! Where the FUCK is Colonel Sanders!?

"Five second rule!"

Who the f@ck hatched this plan!

There is a REASON why we do not speak about unspeakable acts

Ah, life without that farmer... You think they'll find the body?

Something fowl is going on here ...

THERE IS NO MORE CORN AND SEEDS IN THE CARPET! STOP SCRATCHING IT!

Welcome to Chick Filet. Sit down wherever you like.

Use more than 140 characters and the Twitter Police will find you. And there is no retweet when they do.

Tarantino's first draft, "Reservoir Foul", was different in some details, but Mr. Blonde still had the same role.

The lamp was terrified at what it just witnessed

I suspect fowl play.

Don't you know about the bird? Everybody's heard that the bird is the word!

Man, that bouncer is a real cock.

Andrew Lloyd Webber's CHICKENS: the musical

Foghorn Leghorn always collects.. always

Next time just give them hay, and they won't make as much of a mess.

If I get through this, I swear I'll never take Peyote again.

His mafia friends refer to him as "Bird Flu."

Ryan Seacrest had one crazy night.

Early stills from the next Batman movie aren't promising.

Just keep looking! I need my other Tie, This one clashes with my beak!!