Craptions Classics December 31, 2009

John was absolute shit at hide and seek.

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The Mime screamed in agony. But nobody cared. Nobody heard

metsfan

So, tell me again, where exactly did you hide the body?

LOOK OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO THE NORMAL PEOPLE!

Kamikaze Phoenix

Everybody patiently waited for their turn to inflict pain on the clown.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Don't worry folks, no one was harmed during today's performance. Rick down there has been dead for at least a week.

Ceveron

"And the Winner of the 2009 Darwin Award goes to..."

SRLivewire

See those two empty seats to the right? Yeah, someone had the right idea.

racedogg2

Never waste a couple of cinder-blocks on a ramp if you have a perfectly good white-boy lying around...

bubblegum

This reminds me of how your Mom and I met...

Ceveron

I don't think this William Wallace Execution Re-enactment is historically accurate.

Mr.Excalibur

Once a year, everyone puts their name in a hat. The loser is blamed for every problem in the world. I love Pointing Fingers Week!

racedogg2

To better ensure no one ever shows up to a Holloween party as "The Crow" again

Ceveron

"Oh, quit squirming. I'm the second most experienced chiropractor in this trailer park."

ChaseMitchell

It's the Alabama Air Show Spectacular!

Ceveron
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