Craptions Classics December 30, 2009

Twilight fans can only be dealt with one way.

Other Craptions

And for my next trick, watch this woman hilariously drown as she desperately tries to escape!

Ceveron

"Hey man, she's asleep, let's draw a dick on her face!" "No, I have an even better plan!...."

racedogg2

The original Avatars weren't as impressive.

yeahme

Nobody breaks up with the mindfreak. NOBODY.

Ceveron

This wasn't even supposed to be an underwater trick. She just sweats a lot.

ChaseMitchell

"Hey, you're right, it worked! I don't want a cigarette anymore!"

Julius_Goat

Damn. Most bottles of tequila just have a worm in it.

Julius_Goat

...and David Blaine just appeared in Rosie's kitchen!

CavalierX

When magicians divorce

CavalierX

Oh shit, my water broke, get me out, get me out.

Are we recycling people now? Because I have a few candidates!

Fkelleghan

"Does this tank make me look fat?"

Kelly Robinson

It's filled with hot bacon grease...so don't worry, she'll make it.

Mr.Excalibur

"Umm, Scotty? SCOTTY!"

CavalierX
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