Craptions Classics December 29, 2009

Not pictured: Edison taking the credit.

Mr.Excalibur

Other Craptions

Lady Gaga's public execution is going to be stellar.

Versus

Jesus Christ, can't a band just play music at concerts anymore?

CavalierX

"I'm pretty sure my papier mache volcano isn't winning the science fair this year."

Kelly Robinson

"Infinite Improbability Drive? I wonder what this d..."

Fkelleghan

On second thought, I'll just keep the tattoo.

Kelly Robinson

...and THAT'S how we do a colonoscopy. Now, are you ready for your procedure?

CavalierX

Ahh, fuck it. We surrender.

CavalierX

"Will you marry me?" "No" "Well that was $80,000 well spent."

Nicmame

Apocalypse Then.

Mothra24

Well this hole is a par 4, though no one ever made it past the second or so stroke

Ceveron

The GOOD news is that we've just harnessed the power of anti-matter! The BAD news is my balls just fell off.

oldfogey

sterility now!

GGWD

BULLSHIT!!!! I'll strip naked in front of everyone, but I am NOT passing through that Metal Detector!!!!!

mabogo

Boy I hope it doesn't rain.

Ceveron
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