Other Craptions

Are you tired of riding your bike to work with cold balls?

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Matt and Chris unveil the world's first portable steam enema.

See what will happen if we legalize Marijuana!

Laugh all you want, but their balls are completely wrinkle-free.

Why Lance Armstrong really has only one testicle.

I'm just worried that scientists will discover this a thousand years from now and think we were all idiots.

"The pipe under the seat? Yeah, that's so my dick don't drag the ground, baby."

I have to ride the bike today because Mom drove to work in my meth lab.

Finally, a bike for my Avatar.

The sad part is that it's always going to be parked in front of their couch...

They missed the cannibus, so they had to ride their high-cycle.

On the plus side, criminals will have a hell of a time taking your bike. On the negative, well, so will you.

the bong-cycle: the friction keeps it burnin'!

Presenting: The Time Travel Bong. First, they got high from smoking the bicycle-bong, then they went backwards in time and built it. Simple really, if you have the right frame-of-mind (har har).

Physics says it can be rode. Biology says it's gonna hurt.

5 seconds later, Road Kill!

Anthony and Terry decided to ruin something every day. Today, it's bicycles.

Wow, honey! I can't believe you got me this bike-thing! Thank you! You went to all that trouble. No, it's really great. (I wanted a ThighMaster!)

A bong you can ride to work? Give these guys the Nobel!

Now even crackheads can get exercise...

They were going to teach that kid to ride a bike if it was the last fucking thing they did.

Just across the road, a man riding a unicycle is feeling a little less ridiculous.

At least it's a step up from the chainsaw-seat unicycle.

"We made it to mock both Verne Troyer AND Yao Ming."

I see how it steams your wiener, but how do you toast the buns?

There is a crystal meth-od to riding this bike

How NOT to re-invent the wheel.

The future of legal marijuana we can all look forward to.

Puff the Magic Bicycle...

The bike for people who want to exercise but don't want to cut back on their carbon emissions.

By adding a steam engine, they improved the functionaly of the bike by 0.00%.

Marijuana is the future of fuel, only it will take you longer to get there, you will be hungry when you arrive, and you'll have no idea where you are.

Steamboat your Willy

I guess I can ride it to "work".

Potheads can make a bong out of anything. Genius I say.

"Dude, quit bogartin' the Schwinn!"

This summer, pizza delivery is going to get the Michael Bay treatment. "If I don't deliver this pizza in time, they'll die!" "NO ANCHOVIES, NO FUCKING ANCHOVIES!" ...Deliverance

Combining my two favorite things: extreme sports and chain-smoking

They must've had the most bad ass tricycles when they were kids.

now lets see what you COULD have won!

I'm not worried about getting my buzz on... How the hell do I get my butt on?

Perfect. Totally undercover bong. The cops won't notice a thing.

"Whoa, what makes the bike smoke?" "Well, inside the pipes, we're burning the instruction manual."

Finally, a bike that will get you high.

I call it the Glen Beck bike - it's white, it blows off a lot of steam and it gives you the sense of feeling superior when really everyone's mocking you.

Drug pedalers

is this thing real or is photoshop blowing smoke up my ass again?

Hey guys, you might want to check if your ASS is on fire...