Craptions Classics December 27, 2009

Hold the mustard.

Mr.Excalibur

Other Craptions

I feel like Jeff has been taking Casual Friday a bit too far lately.

racedogg2

"Barbara, he's a character from a JAPANESE Saturday morning kid's cartoon show, he'll be great for Billy's 6th Birthday party!"

spud

Who do I gotta jerk to get some mustard around here?

erenito

I don't care how organic your meat is. Keep it.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Oscar Mayer also had a selection of bondage wear which didn't sell quite as well.

You don't want to know where he put the ketchup.

racedogg2

Oh God I wish I wasn't an Oscar Meyer wiener, not anymore...

Ceveron

Damn you google, all I typed in was "barbeque"

Ceveron

I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM!!

Fkelleghan

NO, NO, NO.... I DO NOT WANT MUSTARD ON MY BUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

tyberious

That's funny, there's NOTHING about this on his Wikipedia page.

Fkelleghan

"Bob, you were supposed to bring the Relish also... where did you put the Relish? THAT'S where you put the Relish? I think I'm going to throw up..."

geewizz

Hi there, I'm here to pick up your daughter.

Ceveron

Just DON'T ask him for the Mayonnaise!

bubblegum
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