Other Craptions

I feel like Jeff has been taking Casual Friday a bit too far lately.

"Barbara, he's a character from a JAPANESE Saturday morning kid's cartoon show, he'll be great for Billy's 6th Birthday party!"

Who do I gotta jerk to get some mustard around here?

I don't care how organic your meat is. Keep it.

Oscar Mayer also had a selection of bondage wear which didn't sell quite as well.

You don't want to know where he put the ketchup.

Oh God I wish I wasn't an Oscar Meyer wiener, not anymore...

Damn you google, all I typed in was "barbeque"

I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM!!

NO, NO, NO.... I DO NOT WANT MUSTARD ON MY BUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's funny, there's NOTHING about this on his Wikipedia page.

"Bob, you were supposed to bring the Relish also... where did you put the Relish? THAT'S where you put the Relish? I think I'm going to throw up..."

Hi there, I'm here to pick up your daughter.

Just DON'T ask him for the Mayonnaise!

I hate when the inlaws come home for Christmas.

"Welcome to Alaska!"

"Luke, I am your father... Do you like your hot-dog well-done? Luke... what did you think the 'Dark Side' was Luke? I mean, it's pretty dark... EVERYTHING we do, we do darkly... Oh, come back... Luke..."

"Where's the chili dispenser? Oh, there it...MY EYES!!!"

SpikeBob Molestingpants

Wow, Boy George has really let himself go...

1,200 comedy writers fear lay-offs as Tiger Woods jokes wrote themselves.

No...Honey...I was just trying to think of a craption for it...I can explain...

I was kinda wondering why everyone at my local Nathan's was dead

It puts the mustard on its wiener.

I'm not saying he's fat; I'm just saying that when he hauls ass, he has to take two trips.

Sometimes, they should just stay in the closet.

Fired from the Tiki Room after scaring too many children.

Mesh is not slimming.

Nice! finally a saugage saugage condimenter.

Nothing happy about this meal...

I've always wondered what happened to Vanilla Ice...

The missing link.

"So, Bob, how was Easter Island?"

Just when you thought the Tiger Woods scandal couldn't get any weirder...

Still not half as creepy as the Burger King...

He wished he was an Oscar Meyer Wiener. His wish came true. It was horrible...

When I asked by this guy to "taste his weiner," him pulling out a hot dog did nothing to calm my nerves, it just raised more questions.

Santa takes some time off to relax.

If you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours or resembles a mustard bottle, discontinue use and consult your physician...Oh,...and disfigurement of the head is bad, too...

Don't look at me like I'm a piece of meat. I'm a goddamn hot dog! *weeps*

This is just wrong. Cracked, you disgust me. *shamefully and hypocritically masturbates.*

I'll tell you what's wrong here: cell phone companies charging too much.

Gay No-Pride Parade

Hey!! that grill didnt see the stop light!

"I wanna dip my BALLS in it!"

No, YOU ask him if he has any grey poupon!!

Wait, don't run, I also got ketchup! Just lemme bend over a second here...

He needs a condom for his condiments.

The guy in the Hawaiian shirt is either really hungry or has really low standards...