Craptions Classics December 25, 2009

Save it, Kris! Save that rage for when he's sleeping. You'll know.

Ceveron

Other Craptions

They knew Santa was guilty of over 12 million cases of breaking and entering. But they finally got him on tax evasion.

Julius_Goat

Santa lost it after he found out his wife slept with Tiger Woods.

noreport

50 yards means 50 yards Santa, and I dont care WHAT your job is

metsfan

Huh...and its not even a black santa...

noreport

It's Christmeth time!

Warren Tilson

Santa looks a lot like daddy.

yde

He was visited by three spirits last night: Jack, Jim and Bailey's.

dandaman

Bill's Christmas spirit was crushed forever as the rival mall Santa raped him as everyone watched.

aaa182

Miracle On 3.4% Blood Alcohol.

Julius_Goat

I got my Christmas wish, Bum Fights is back again!

spud

dashing through the hood, in a 4 cylinder sedan, drinking lots of gin and running over my dad...

Sev Squad

Looks like Jeff Bridges started the party a little early.

Fkelleghan

That's why I had sodomy in my stocking this morning...

Mr.Excalibur

Just moments after Santa crashed his sleigh into a Wal-Mart

Ceveron
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