Other Craptions

I find your lack of cookies disturbing.

Luke, I'm your secret Santa.

Welcome to the Darth Mall

Well, they had to work SOMEWHERE after the empire collapsed.

A live performance of the Star Wars Christmas special. There were no survivors.

Cleverly disguised, the empire would make Santa regret all the coal he had given them over the years

You think that's bad, wait till you hear the Wookie carolers.

Not pictured here..Darth Vader... He celebrates Kwanzaa. Get it Kwanzaa.

I can't BELIEVE that someone would defile the sanctity of Star Wars with Christmas costumes! Is NOTHING sacred anymore!?

The night before Christmas it was.

Yule never understand the power of the Dark Side.

"Dashing through the stars, in a one pod open Death Star, o'er Tatooine we go, blasting all the wayyyy..."

I wanted to sit on Darth Vader's lap, but I got scared when I saw his little helpers...

All I want for Christmas is to not get blown up on a giant space station, or, alternately, to not get killed by gay teddy bears.

These aren't the toys you're looking for...

Somewhere in the world, 4 mother's hearts just broke.

Dear Santa, I have been bad this year. I hope you recognize the power I command. Do not disappoint me, or you will learn the meaning of regret. I want a pony this year, and I think I had better get one. Love, Darth

Another one? Didn't you learn anything with your first Holiday Special?

Wait . . . isn't George Lucas jewish?

Quit crying, kid. Who cares if there's no Santa? At least there are Jedi! Don't you realize why this is better? Yeah. Keep crying. Whatever.

"Rudolph" is actually a Rancor beast with a red light bulb on his nose. You don't want to pet him. At all.

The Jew rebels would attack at dawn

Aren't you a little tall for an elf?

You better be good, you better not cry, cuz Darth Claus is coming to town!

Stop worrying, guys. Vader will think this is HILARIOUS...trust me.

Still don't believe in Santa Yoda and his magic Ewoks? Ask these kids, they believe...

It's a very spacial Christmas...and when i say special I mean it in the retarded version.

"Hey, do you think we should be hitting the punch so hard?" "Come on, Bob, it's Endor. Endor, fer crissakes. Nothin' but Ewoks. Place pretty much defends itself."

The North Pole is now FULLY OPERATIONAL

Well, they've got the "virgin" part of Christmas down cold.

The stormtroopers were not happy about their "gay apparel" during christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Death Star, not a creature was stirring, not even Jar Jar. When I awoke to hear noise and I said, "What the Hell?" The stormtroopers were drunk on eggnog and dressed like elves. I used a force cho

The Galaxy Before Christmas.

We now return to "How the Sith Saved Christmas"...

You know Yoda and Qui-Gon and Obi and Darth Maul, but do you recall the most badass Jedi of all?

"Oh little Death Star of Bethlehem ... "

Don't call it "Imperial Christmas"...to be politically correct, you have to call it an "Imperial Seasonal Celebration."

I find your lack of amusement disturbing.

Oh God, not ANOTHER Star Wars Christmas Special!

I still prefer Princess Leia in a gold Bikini.

I used a force choke and said, "See you later." This is merry Christmas from yours truly, Darth Vader!

Reason #421 why I'd want to be in the Empire instead of the Rebel Alliance.

Yes Virginia, Star Wars does exist!

Lost a bet with the Ewoks again.

DAMMIT! What do you mean he already has a Frozen Han Solo? Well NOW what are we going to get him? WE NEED A GOOD GIFT OR WE WILL ALL DIE!

"It's beginning to look alot like Sithmas ...."

See how I reward those who fail me!!!

Luke, join the merry side.

It makes sense that the only people sad and lonely enough to be doing craptions on Christmas Eve would also be Star Wars fans...