Other Craptions

Why did you bring a watermelon Sarah? We look fucking stupid now.

How Canadians find a mate.

Calvinball is fucking awesome.

Canada! Puck Yeah!

I'll be DAMNED if we don't see human-puck-watermelon-carry-limbo races in the Olympics this time around!

wow... even the winner is still a loser

Canada! Fuck yeah!

Not now honey, hockeylimbowling is on.

There have been alot of changes in the past few years to hockey, but no one was watching to notice

I'd like those cheerleader to hole my stick. And by stick, I mean penis.

Does this puck make me look fat?

You know how I know it's in Saskatchewan? She's holding a watermelon. (Reaching for the Canadian vote.)

You still wonder why the Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a Cup since 1967?

Oh look, it's the Icecapades, "Chastity on Ice," show.

If Americans still can't see the puck, then there's no hope for them at all.

"Achmed, this was a BRILLIANT way to sneak 100 pounds of TNT into a packed American sporting event!" "Quiet, Mohammed, we're almost to the middle of the rink..."

No more pucking funs.

Fucking Japanese game shows....

If the one in blue was carrying a bucket of fried chicken, this picture would be vaguely racist.

The Carolina Hurricanes know how to entertain the 2 people in the crowd during intermissions.

It's easy to underestimate the size of NHL players.

Presenting: Hockey: On Ice!

Let's go streaking at the hockey game today! No, let's do the opposite of that! Yeah, damn I'm high!

"Honey, those biscuits you made this morning tasted like dehydrated hockey pucks" - - "Those WERE dehydrated hockey pucks, Dear... You didn't switch the BAGS did you!?"

I don't know what this picture is aboot.

I knew my wife was seeing a hockey puck

The Not-So-Special Olympics.

Whenever the yellow one walks, you hear a trombone playing in the background.

In Soviet Russia, hockey plays you!

Offside! (Because two of them are crossing the blue line and the woman is carrying the watermelon which means...you know what...forget it.)

Canada: Just rednecks on ice.

Next on "Quebec's Got Talent"...

Don Rickles limbo will never catch on.

FAKE! Watermelon is a summer fruit!

Team Canada introduces its uniform to level the playing field against everyone else.

The average American's understanding of Hockey rules.

Homer Simpson: "Mmmmmm, Chocolate Blueberry and Lemon Jelly Do-nuts... aghhhhhh!!!"

Survivor: Canada's Immunity challenges are...interesting, to say the least.

"Damn you Nieman-Marcus, you told me this was a one-of-a-kind outfit..."

The only way we can get Americans to watch Hockey Night in Canada.

The winner gets to take the watermelon home as his wife.

It was at this point I realized I had a drug problem...

Hopefully the future will not have to figure out this mindfuck.

After numerous concussions, Eric Lindros joins a league more attuned to his mental capacity.

Would those Craptioneers with unwitty comments kindly shut the puck up? ...Shit.

The Bubble Boy's parents were sentenced in court today.....

Reason no.867 why I left Canada.

After the mastectomy, Wendy would carry a watermelon around with her so people wouldn't notice she was missing a tit.

Sometimes the legal terms of restraining orders can get out of hand.