Craptions Classics December 23, 2009

Vancouver is gonna have a really tough time topping the opening ceremonies put on by Beijing, but they're sure as fuck gonna try!

gamefreakjohnny

Other Craptions

Why did you bring a watermelon Sarah? We look fucking stupid now.

Lautaro

How Canadians find a mate.

CavalierX

Calvinball is fucking awesome.

Diasdiem

Canada! Puck Yeah!

I'll be DAMNED if we don't see human-puck-watermelon-carry-limbo races in the Olympics this time around!

hiwata

wow... even the winner is still a loser

redblue

Canada! Fuck yeah!

Mr.Excalibur

Not now honey, hockeylimbowling is on.

skubasteevo

There have been alot of changes in the past few years to hockey, but no one was watching to notice

Ceveron

I'd like those cheerleader to hole my stick. And by stick, I mean penis.

aaa182

Does this puck make me look fat?

TholomewP

You know how I know it's in Saskatchewan? She's holding a watermelon. (Reaching for the Canadian vote.)

Versus

You still wonder why the Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a Cup since 1967?

Mr.Excalibur

Oh look, it's the Icecapades, "Chastity on Ice," show.

Rex-Jester
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