Vancouver is gonna have a really tough time topping the opening ceremonies put on by Beijing, but they're sure as fuck gonna try!
Why did you bring a watermelon Sarah? We look fucking stupid now.
How Canadians find a mate.
Calvinball is fucking awesome.
Canada! Puck Yeah!
I'll be DAMNED if we don't see human-puck-watermelon-carry-limbo races in the Olympics this time around!
wow... even the winner is still a loser
Canada! Fuck yeah!
Not now honey, hockeylimbowling is on.
There have been alot of changes in the past few years to hockey, but no one was watching to notice
I'd like those cheerleader to hole my stick. And by stick, I mean penis.
Does this puck make me look fat?
You know how I know it's in Saskatchewan? She's holding a watermelon. (Reaching for the Canadian vote.)
You still wonder why the Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a Cup since 1967?
Oh look, it's the Icecapades, "Chastity on Ice," show.