Other Craptions

So, the Devil and a black child are unharmed in the background..then who the fuck did this redneck massacre?

Be very very quiet. I'm hunting Wiberals. Huhhuhhuh.

I'm with Stupid.

If you name your chainsaw....you might be a redneck.

Saw IIX: Alabama...there will be blood.....and BBQ

Young Michael Jackson decides at that moment that he's going to get as white as possible.

Glen Beck on his day off.

What did you say about Sarah Palin?!?

Santa's less popular cousin, Bubba Claus.

I'm an Animal Hospital Emergency Room Doctor, my shift is from Noon to 8 PM. The reason why I want you to know that is because I will not get up from from this computer until at least 1 person votes for my Craption. So, vote for me, or the puppy dies

Did anyone see a guy with only one arm go by?

Well, he was smart enough to bring a chainsaw to a knife fight.

Even though he never "worked" a day in his life, Dad always brought home a steak for each of us, every night. We never asked where they came from, but when one of them had a carnival balloon attached to it, the authorities intervened...

Usually they ask for your date of birth. He tells you your date of death.

The head of the Alabama Tourism Board.

I'm a gonna getcha, queer!

His favorite pick up line is "If you struggle you will only make it harder."

The leading cause of death in Virginia is no longer cigarettes.

I'm here to inquire about your ad for a babysitter.

Proud member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.

Being vegetarian is for lesbians. And Democrats. And Pussies.

The only thing this Texan massacred was a buffet

"Of all the BBQ joints in all the trailer parks in the world . . . he had to come into mine."

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but Stupid is mightier yet!

"Now, who the FUCK said I couldn't be Santa this year?"

If stupid is as stupid does, than stupidity is homocidal.

Community Theater Presents: "Massacre in the Park" - - Free to the Public, Courtesy of: This Guy.

The Republican alternative to Medicare

"And tell your other PETA friends to stop fucking with my shit!"

THIS! IS! SPARTA! (GEORGIA!)

In Texas, Chili cook-offs are serious business

When Men Cook, Part 2.

Keep laughing, city boy! I got room for one more in my flatbed.

I don't eat anything unless it had a face...or parents.

Larry the Cable Guy's first character attempt was somewhat less successful.

"The Republican" will be one of the hottest Halloween outfits in 2010.

Earl has a very specific way of keeping kids OFF THE DAMN LAWN.

New Sizzler Slogan: "Being Vegetarian is for Pussies"

May I present this year's winner of the most intelligent Republican contest.

"No... no... no... I meanttt 'Not Stupid!' not stupid!... No, this isn't my yellow marker, it belongs to that little kid under the umbrella... Yeah, that's it."

All available at Wal-Mart :)

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I can hold my chainsaw upright and in the locked position.

Jesus Christ that ketchup bottle was a bitch to open.

Beef...... It's what's for dinner

no, don't call him stupid to his face, it's a trap!

Huff...huff...hey of ya'all see some bleeding teenagers run by here? No? Shit...I really need to get in shape

Average "Tea Party" protestor.

That's OK, I'll switch to vegeterianism.

The Salvation Army bell-ringers in my neighborhood are a little... different.