Other Craptions

In Australia, they'd swirl the other way.

Moshing obsessive compulsive style.

Yo momma so fat, she makes her own gravity.

This half-time show is spiraling out of control.

You may say I lack interest in foreign culture, but I'm sorry, I can't follow a sport that involves 2,341 players fighting for control of 1 ball

Before the invention of pyrotechnics, fireworks displays were often slow, tedious, and cost thousands of lives.

If China ran every sporting event...

Graduation ceremony at the University of Non-Conformity.

"Katie likes Jimmy, pass it on. Katie likes...(four hours later) Look, fuck this telephone game world record, I'm going home."

And today we honor the great American economy, spiralling into oblivion

"... and tha Maelstrom swallowed up the marching band, and none of them were ever seen again."

"Today's halftime show is brought to you by Tidy Bowl!"

Somewhere in the middle of that, there is a lone corn stalk trying to find its way out.

The Miami Hurricanes took their name way too literally.

When you flush after masturbating, this is how many potential people you kill.

Did someone just toss a quarter into the middle of the halftime show at the Jew Bowl?

Katamari wet dream.

The Toilet Bowl is surprisingly well attended this year, despite the foul stench of it's sponsors.

I can't believe there are this many people with nothing better to do.

Dammit, if the blues don't get in formation, the aliens will never land here.

We're here! We're sphere! Get used to it!

The marching bands recreation of the Big Bang offended the Flying Nuns, who left the field in protest.

Hurricane Katrina: The musical

Have a very North Korean Christmas!

Unfortunately, no matter how ingenious the play was, the touchdown was ultimately overturned.

It took a while to explain George W. Bush what's going on in New Orleans.

What? Scott Hess couldn't afford a front row seat?

Little do they know there is a large garbage disposable unit in the middle....Bawhahahahaha!

The battle was in a hopeless death spiral until the Smurfs arrived.

Dammit all to hell, we came on the wrong day!

"That's a lot of effort just to suck..."

Today, white people everywhere celebrate the milky way

Some circle-jerks are more epic than others.

How your asshole feels after Taco Bell: an interpretive dance.

We're so proud! Our son is in there, he's third from the front, see him?

Such a nice day, and they're wasting it doing that.

They turned the Large Hadron Collider on.

"Event Horizon" the musical...

Okay, so who invited the little boy to the graduation ceremonies at the Catholic priests academy?

As all of the band members were Astronomy majors, it seemed only right to march in the formation of a spiral galaxy.

The University of Alabama Marching Band perform "A Tribute to Crop Circles"

The Senate continues its health care debate

Al Gore was right. The planet is going down the toilet.

The University of Florida student body demonstrates to the UFOs hovering above how the sperm reaches the egg.

The shocking part isn't that a thousand people dance like that, but that 10000 find it entertaining

This one time...at band camp...we dropped acid...

It's a strictly happy kind of event. You can be kicked out for having blues.

Early weather broadcasts on the evening news used to employ thousands of extras just to give the next day's forecast.

The marching band's ode to The Weather Channel's Doppler system was considered uninteresting by many.