Other Craptions

You're never too old to get your first colonoscopy.

Rule 34: If it exists, then there's a porno of it.

"I think we need to turn down the power a bit on this electric chair!"

Finaly! The MythBusters have misplaced Buster, and Adam had to step in to fill the position..Myth: Roasted!

Look, if this doesn't work, I think you have to go to a doctor...

Frankengoatse

WTF?! Why does that skeleton have a Mickey Mouse hand?

NASA- "Negative. The radiation suit didn't work, I repeat, didn't work"

People finally lost interest in David Blain's stunts.

"Today, on MythBusters, we'll try to find whether this prostate thing is just a big scam or not."

Well it's better than Terminator Salvation.

"He held his breath for Sarah Palin to say something intelligent..."

As sad as people were, Michael Jackson was still contractually obligated to his European shows.

Hey buddy why don't you buy me a drink first?

World's slowest tattoo parlor.

So I got up this morning and thought "I need to piss off the dead today"

Skeleton: "I said I don't need a HAND, I've got a perfectly good one. Why don't you get your hand off my ASS!"

Scientists were not afraid to cross boundaries in their search for the mythical G-spot.

This is not the what I mean when I offer a girl to go to "The Bone Zone."

Itchy:1, Scratchy:0

Post-mortem gynecology isn't exactly a booming field.

"I think I've found your problem, Mr. Benson... You've got a tapeworm... and a 1 1/2 ton pulley up your ass"

Dr. Sam Beckett made this Quantum Leap a little too late.

With advances in medicine, healthcare for zombie seniors has become a hot button topic.

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Well, I do feel funny, but it seemed pretty safe to me...

All that was left to work that day was a skeleton crew.

"I've had a good life: Got married, got a good job, raised a few kids. Now that I'm dead, I'm looking forward to a peaceful afterlife resting comfortably in this cemetery... What the fuck! Hey mister, what are you doing to my ass!? Get your finger ou

We're not sure yet, Sarge. We found one of the perps, but he's not talking.

This season's winner of "Biggest Loser"

Bored by their current investigation, CSI decides to load the victim full of bottle rockets for shits and gigges

Hye Jerry! Come here! He' got like a whole box of light bulbs up here

Did you get it all?? Dammit this hapens to me every time I sit down at the beach

What would happen to women if they waited for men to find the "mystical" clitoris.

Christmas? Damnit! I just finished decorating for Halloween!

Terrified of heights, it seems the victim starved to death in an eternal moment of indecision

Another reason I refuse to see a proctologist.

Medieval proctology.

"He said he was going to sit up here until some one voted for his Craption. It never occurred to him to write a funny one."

Jeb got in big trouble with the archeologists when he was caught putting his finger on the scales to get a few extra bucks.

Mechanonecrophilal anal skeleton fisting. The kinkiest and rarest porn there is.

"Elder abuse! Elder abuse!"

The medical students studying to be Neurosurgeons get the freshest cadavaers. They next go on to those studying to be Heart Surgeons. Future Proctologists are at the bottom of the list.

Guys...I want you to step on over here and say hello to the greatest stuntman in the business...

Worst game of hangman ever, or the best.

Well, HE ain't afraid of no ghost!

A choice between six penises and internal organs? I know which one I'd go for...

Steve just looked away, tears welling in his eyes. The Colonoscopy was even worse than he had imagined.

"Dammit, Scorpion, that's the fourth customer this week!"