Other Craptions

I don't think I'll ever completely understand the rules of rugby.

The Reverse Phalanx was a VERY short lived military tactic

Swiss guard find an unaccompanied little boy at the Vatican

And that's the closest those nerds will ever come to an orgy.

Canada's revolution wasn't as heroic and bad ass as most of the worlds...

Conquistadorks.

This is what happens if there's a tie for top Craption.

Orgies are a lot better without weapons and clothes... and girls are a nice touch also, if you know any.

Midieval News Radio: "A pileup on Path 90 caused several hours delay this morning..."

When the black knight was killed, he left behind a black hole. It was tragic.

Midget: "Thank God they found a new midget!"

After revealing her interest in video games, D&D, sports and ample cleavage she was promptly suffocated.

When the battle was over, it was time for everyone to just "Hug It Out"

Time traveler lesson #33: Bringing modern weapons such as grenades to historical battles ensures your survival.

after 45 minutes one of the soldiers finally thought to just go around....

In these hard times, when someone drops a quarter, "finders keepers" becomes quite dramatic.

The reenactment of world war one is completely accurate right down to the midget with the horse cock in his hands.

Ye Bloods vs. Crypts

I don't remember in the books where hobbits ever practiced war-games.

Kill the witch! We have to break the curse and get our dignity back!

In a feat of extreme improbability, 30 people accidentally walk into each other.

Extreme Piñata doesn't get any more macho than this..

One of the many atrocities following budget cuts for the History channel.

"This is the last time you take me to see some pole dancing, you fucker."

The 100 Year War lasted 100 years for a reason.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

The woman at the center of this will be sore in the morning, but man, she'll have such a good story to tell!

Cavemen who used clubs to find women were often successful; Conquistadores who used spears, not so much...

The Inquistion...What a show....The Inqusition...

The Connecticut Yankee tried to introduce football to the knights. They killed the shit out of it.

BREAK! I SAID "BREAK!"

So it begins. The great battle of our time. Well ... maybe one of the smaller battles of our time. Not so significant, really.

Ren Fail.

before there was rope, there was push of war

"Hey guys, a woman showed up to our reenactment! GET HER!"

Rugby: No one is ever really a 'winner'.

The first thing to die in this battle was dignity.

"C'mon guys! Unless we work together, we'll never get this fence built!"

Alright, let's have a gay orgy, but NO HOMO stuff!

First rule of fight club: no one talks about fight club. Second rule: don't bring a Playboy magazine

"WAIT! Hold on everybody! Did somebody lose a sock?"

So if you're not into fake sword fights, Pointy slippers or green wool tights Take a tip from a knight who knows Free Credit Report dot com, let's go!

We have deployed the keen-eyed archers, sir! However, the pikemen and halberdiers need new glasses...

Mordork

And that was the last time Bob brought a photo of a nude woman to practice.

The map of Europe would look much different today, if not for DaVinci's Magnet.

Sadly, this tribe of extras no longer exists.

Midieval orgies were a dangerous endeavor

The first incarnation of Axe body spray had unfortunate results