Why so McSerious?
. . . the fuck is "corn cheese?"
The lord of the Fries
Unless you got gin for me kid, you better fuck off
I'm not lovin' it, I'm not lovin' it!!!
"First it rubs the butter on it's corn cheese..."
Every cent you donate to the Ronald McDonald House charity is immediately spent on crack by this guy
"So tell me sir, once you won the Craptions contest, what kind of doors did it open up for you?"
Goddamnit, Cracked! Can't a viciously-smutty-looking yet oddly sympathy-invoking-due-to-the-ironically-quotidian-nature-of-this-absurd looking-scene clown lounge in peace?
This city needs a better class of fast food mascot, and I'm gonna give it to 'em.
I would like a Clinical Depression Meal to go, please.
You know what...I think I'll have a Whopper instead...
Now THAT'S the Ronald McDonald who haunted my childhood nightmares!