Other Craptions

Ronald MethDonald

. . . the fuck is "corn cheese?"

The lord of the Fries

Unless you got gin for me kid, you better fuck off

I'm not lovin' it, I'm not lovin' it!!!

"First it rubs the butter on it's corn cheese..."

Every cent you donate to the Ronald McDonald House charity is immediately spent on crack by this guy

McFuck it.

"So tell me sir, once you won the Craptions contest, what kind of doors did it open up for you?"

Goddamnit, Cracked! Can't a viciously-smutty-looking yet oddly sympathy-invoking-due-to-the-ironically-quotidian-nature-of-this-absurd looking-scene clown lounge in peace?

This city needs a better class of fast food mascot, and I'm gonna give it to 'em.

I would like a Clinical Depression Meal to go, please.

You know what...I think I'll have a Whopper instead...

Now THAT'S the Ronald McDonald who haunted my childhood nightmares!

Nobody could predict the downfall of Mcdonald's after they started using zombie meat

A very good argument for both vegetarianism and lesbianism.

Thanks e-HarmingMe.com...

"Yeah, I was in love once. Nice girl, clean-cut. Red pigtails. But she got Frosty when she found out I couldn't Go Large."

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Five minutes later, French's mustard surrendered.

Ah... heroin... I'm lovin' it.

George Bush enjoying an ill-deserved retirement.

I'm not a "Serial Murder"... I'm an "Afterlife Facilitator."

Do not buy your corn cheese from this man. Go to an FDA regulated establishment for all your corn cheese needs.

Man, Heath Ledger has really let himself go.

"Excuse me Sir, one of your 'corn cheese hotdogs' is trying to get away."

Day 59: McNuggets are running low, but the coffee stocks are still holding up. Also, killed and hollowed out Grimace's head and started calling it 'Wilson'

Arnold McDonald, the less successful brother...

Ronald McDonald lives off a diet of only McDonalds food ... here is a photo of him on his 30th birthday.

Yeah, it's the fungus that grows on the corns of my feet. $3.50 for the value meal.

The day after Ronald lost his virginity.

...and I'm available for birthdays, parties, and bar mitzvahs.

"WTF? Last time I passed-out drunk, they just drew a cock on my forehead."

Just give him a moment for the dope to kick in

He kid, wanna see how I make McNuggets?????

"Over 1 Billion Creeped the Fuck Out!"

So THAT'S what became of Jeb Bush!

McBraaaains...McBraaaaaaiiinss...

WTMcF?

I'm not a "Serial Murderer"... I'm an "Afterlife Facilitator."

Ronald McDonald Houseless

McBaked.

Trying to reach out to the emo generation, McDonald's introduces the McSad Meal.

You deserve it- charging us for ketchup packets.

Pennywise at the beach. His umbrella is advertising the contents of his poop.

Send in the...never mind.

So Rob Zombie is shooting McDonald's ads now?

McMarlboro Man

Don't harsh his McMellow