Other Craptions

Somali pirates on ice.

DOWNSIDE of Global Warming: No more water :( - UPSIDE: No more DROWNING :)

Pirates of the Sahara just never did that well at the box office.

I hate Will Smith movies

Dear Cracked, no one is buying this photo from my website, can you get it out there for people to see? Yours Truly, Scott Hess

Capt'n Crunch: The Movie.

You sunk my battleship! Ha, ha. No, but seriously, you killed three of my friends.

Twisted Metal 1859.

Quick! Reload the cannon! They're gradually getting away!

Yar! Where be the water?

The Nina, the Pinta and Jim.

After 50 craptions from The Burning Man Festival, I think Cracked handed Swaim a bag of acid and a camera and said, "Fuck it."

Uwe Boll Presents: Pirates of the Serengeti

Noah felt kinda stupid when the rains never came.

You get ALL THAT with a Handicapped sticker!?

...and thirty seconds later, France surrendered.

Just one problem sir, he requested a burial at SEA!

"Stop or we'll blow you out of the... uhh, sand!"

Ship of Fools meets the Contraption of Morons

Carnivals Cruise Lines expansion into secondary markets met with minimal success.

"Call me Ishmail." "Shut up, Warren."

Funny, I remember Desert Storm happening a different way.

Acid Trips sink ships

Disney's "Pirates of the Gobi" didn't go over half so well.

Yep, no matter what vehicle you mention, GPS can still send you to the wrong place.

Fred Flinstone's yacht: See the little feet running at the bottom...

Dude in Black: "I demand the terms of your surrender!" Admiral: "I demand to know your next of kin!"

Waterworld 2: The Evaporation

I swear guys, god told me there would be a flood!

Yo Ho Ho & a bottle of "Dumb".....

The 100-meter drag race took them the better part of an afternoon

Ramming Speed

"They need SEAMEN to swab their POOP deck." "Kyle, one more pun out of you and I swear I'll drill a c*ck size hole in your chest and f*ck your heart."

The Mexican Navy on maneuvers.

Just give up France, for fucks sake...

I was going for Narnia, but this will do.

Goddammit Noah, you said it was today!

Pirates of the Caribbean 9: So Freaking Lost.

Sahara-land is not worth the heat stroke that comes with it

Before Las Vegas was Vegas

So THIS is why we never hear anything about French Pirates

Sorry!! I didn't hear them say "out of the water". Only that they'd "blow us".

Enjoy a luxury cruise through the desert! See the giant catapult wheel thing! Get sand in your hair!

"Oh no! How do we stop the Polish tank coming straight for us?!?" "Shoot the guys pushing it!"

This must be a Polish ship. If you put it in water, it sinks.

Yeah it 'floats' on sand, but can it hold WATER?!

Remember the movie "Cutthroat Island?" Me neither.

How the Grinch stole Mexican Christmas

How they play Battleship in WTFistan.