Other Craptions

Knight takes Rook with an elbow to the face.

Thou art aboust to fucketh the green knight upeth.

Sir Hogan of Hulkamania's now-legendary "Ye Olde Elbow Drop"

"Do you smell what Gregory, Duke of the Rock, is cookin'?"

Luckily, Henry Heimlich later improved greatly on this ancestor's methods.

This takes place either several hundred years ago or today in Texas.

More evidence that Samuel L Jackson is in EVERYTHING.

"Ya that's right, I went Medieval on his ass"

"I'll stop when you say 'Sir Uncle.'"

In this version of Monty Python, the black knight WINS, bitch.

This is how the governor's race is decided in Alabama

Levitation was a basic skill taught at Hogwarts School of Magic and Jousting.

'Tis but a scratch.

OH!!! That's going to do 1d10 damage!

"Stop dicking around with the gravity controls back there, you asshole!"

Tonight's episode of The Tudors was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

WTF, Amazon, I ordered "Hard Men's Gay-Bang Fest" and THIS is what you send me!?

Yup, those Texas windstorms can blow through without any moment's notice...

And "Sir wish he was not appearing in this movie"

Royal Rumble 1. WHERE IT ALL BEGAN, soundtrack available at WAL-MART, and Amazon . com

It is now believes that King Arthur ruled over his empire with a mean suplex

Refresh, refresh, refresh... WTF?

If you want to get a Nascar crowd at a Renaissance fair, you have to be willing to lose your dignity.

Man, who HASN'T had this dream?

Prepare for the HOLY ELBOW OF ANTIOCH!!

The healthcare debate suddenly became a lot more awesome!

So that's what it means to go Medieval on someone's ass.

Knights of the Round table match

In the Dark ages, land disputes were pretty awesome

OH MY WORD! He just pulled off the "Thames River Plunge" finisher!

"This... is... what... you... get... for... not... voting... for... my... fucking... CRAPTION! HUAH!!!!"

This is not 'Nam. This is jousting. There are rules.

The Professional Quittage League has its share of big hitters.

White guy: "No no, I was said I hate the RIGORS of battle."

Obama 1: America 0

"Bite your thumb at me NOW, motherfucker!"

After his illustrious carreer in the ring, he went on to star in terrible plays like "Doom to Thee" and "Thou art the Scorpione King."

Don thought he was tough, but when he challenged that level 9 fighter, he learned that he was just a level 2 wuss...

Knights of the Squared Circle.

UFC II: Sir Arthur vs. Lord Shaggalot

A Knight's Tale 2: Chaucerized!

Genre? FUCK GENRE! THIS IS A FIGHT DAMMIT!!!

Much to his chagrin, Sir Gastronome spontaneously levitated mid-crap.

A reenactment of the Royal Rumle that ended the crusades

DIE YOU FUCKING NOOB!!!

Sir, I prithee, no more! Mine eyes doth burn of thine rank effluvium! Your flatulence precedes you!

Looks like someone learned the People's Elbow at Medieval Times....

'Twas the fart of legend: strong enough to launch a man into the air and slay his opponent.

Thou hast bested me o brave negro. Let us share a pint of Old English to celebrate your victory.