Craptions Classics December 16, 2009

Art Thou Ready To Rumble???

Kamikaze Phoenix

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Knight takes Rook with an elbow to the face.

TaterTots

Thou art aboust to fucketh the green knight upeth.

icheat

Sir Hogan of Hulkamania's now-legendary "Ye Olde Elbow Drop"

ChaseMitchell

"Do you smell what Gregory, Duke of the Rock, is cookin'?"

yeahme

Luckily, Henry Heimlich later improved greatly on this ancestor's methods.

yeahme

This takes place either several hundred years ago or today in Texas.

Fkelleghan

More evidence that Samuel L Jackson is in EVERYTHING.

Valthonis

"Ya that's right, I went Medieval on his ass"

socalrider08

"I'll stop when you say 'Sir Uncle.'"

ChaseMitchell

In this version of Monty Python, the black knight WINS, bitch.

Julius_Goat

This is how the governor's race is decided in Alabama

WHYAMIYELLING?

Levitation was a basic skill taught at Hogwarts School of Magic and Jousting.

Fkelleghan

'Tis but a scratch.

seannyb

OH!!! That's going to do 1d10 damage!

Kamikaze Phoenix
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