Other Craptions

"Dude, everyone's laughing at us" "That's because bulls don't talk, stay in character"

When the last water buffalo became extinct, the people needed a new beast of burden. It took exactly .01 seconds for someone to say, "Women!"

The monthly "Mocking of the A Minus Students" procession gives the rest of the world insight into Japan's need to excel.

They're so HORNY!

Bulls On Parade.

You rike-a Texas Rong Horn?

"Only two things come out of China..."

It's those chaps following them with shovels that disturb me.

The running of the bulls got way lamer after every species went extinct.

The live-action World of Warcraft movie needs a bigger costume budget.

corral at the boy scout leaders team roping event

The annual Bulling of the Runners.

Gypsies, tramps and beef

And the winner is....IT'S A THAI!!!

When PETA saw this, they just got confused.

I know how they feel. My Ex-wife lead me around that way too.

get along little roofers

Looks like the Asian Bull Market is taking off

The spectacle took on a horrifying twist when the five-year-old matadors showed up.

How many times can you hear "Me so HORNY" without going on a killing spree?

"Dammit, Ling... it's left hoof, left hoof, THEN right hoof!"

The Native American Bullshit Dance

Yellow Angus

OK IF I WIN THIS ONE WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!!

Beef Lo Men.

Everyone laughed when I brought my cattle-prod to this parade. WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?

Sailor Mooooooon!

I'd like to milk the one on the right. ;-)

This is the kinda Bull I like to be "knee deep" in!

In Soviet Russia, Bulls run you

Not pictured: Charging Dodge Ram.

Yes, you hang your heads, the gods are ashamed of you.

Fuck the mechanical ones, I'm goin' au naturale!

They've been fooling the tax department for decades.

minotards

The year of the Ox celebrations always made more sense than the year of the fried chicken with peanut sauce.

Needs more cowbell!

How the Chinese view Native Americans.

These are the mildly bad kids, you should see what we do to the really bad kids

The Hangover has some deleted scenes.

This is a great chance for me to try out my cow costume with removable underwear.

The Chicago Bulls booster club: Japan Chapter.

All we need is the China Shop!!

I swear to god if they try to brand me im quitting

I see they're trying to lure Yao Ming to Chicago...

Wendy's, I know when it's not real.

The Chinese just don't get the "Running of the Bulls," do they?

What a Load of BULL!!!!!

Shortly thereafter their undercover mission to mingle with the bison ended in unspeakable tragedy