The Trojan Whore
She's just what I look for: 48-26-4x4
Hey check out the headlights on her! She's got some junk in her trunk! I wouldn't mind rearending her!
She is going to give those terrorists SUCH a scolding!
"Priscilla, Queen of Desert Storm"
What are you waiting for? Go ask her out, man! She's giving you the green light!!!
"Yo' Momma so BIG, she can fit a HUM-VEE under her SKIRT!" - - "Oh Yeah!? Well YO' Momma... wait, that's true... my Momma IS that big...never mind...bitch!"
This is how they lured Yao Ming to America.
Transformer mating season
Just another push, I can see its grill!
Attack of the 50mph Woman
Optimus and the Real Doll.
ALLAH, Help Us!
When hunting giants, it is important to use a convincing decoy as bait.