Craptions Classics December 14, 2009

The Trojan Whore

bryp777

Other Craptions

She's just what I look for: 48-26-4x4

Versus

Hey check out the headlights on her! She's got some junk in her trunk! I wouldn't mind rearending her!

She is going to give those terrorists SUCH a scolding!

Julius_Goat

"Priscilla, Queen of Desert Storm"

bubblegum

What are you waiting for? Go ask her out, man! She's giving you the green light!!!

Zaphod

"Yo' Momma so BIG, she can fit a HUM-VEE under her SKIRT!" - - "Oh Yeah!? Well YO' Momma... wait, that's true... my Momma IS that big...never mind...bitch!"

spud

This is how they lured Yao Ming to America.

ChaseMitchell

Transformer mating season

Just another push, I can see its grill!

Versus

Attack of the 50mph Woman

ChaseMitchell

Optimus and the Real Doll.

TaterTots

ALLAH, Help Us!

WOITAS

When hunting giants, it is important to use a convincing decoy as bait.

Diasdiem
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