Other Craptions

She's just what I look for: 48-26-4x4

Hey check out the headlights on her! She's got some junk in her trunk! I wouldn't mind rearending her!

G.I. Ho

She is going to give those terrorists SUCH a scolding!

"Priscilla, Queen of Desert Storm"

What are you waiting for? Go ask her out, man! She's giving you the green light!!!

"Yo' Momma so BIG, she can fit a HUM-VEE under her SKIRT!" - - "Oh Yeah!? Well YO' Momma... wait, that's true... my Momma IS that big...never mind...bitch!"

This is how they lured Yao Ming to America.

Transformer mating season

Just another push, I can see its grill!

Attack of the 50mph Woman

Optimus and the Real Doll.

ALLAH, Help Us!

When hunting giants, it is important to use a convincing decoy as bait.

Tiger Woods newest mistress, was a bit of a "Big surprise"

Introducing the 2010 Chevy Nagger.

Joan of Car

"So, you want to honor Athena, but you're on a budget. . ."

She's a perfect ten-wheeler.

She has the skin complexion of Drew Barrymore, but looks less retarded.

I call her, Miss Daisy.

Looks like Wallace and Grommit are trying to woo Lady Tottington again...

Cracked readers, you've finally found a lady willing to settle.

This model comes with PMS brakes. But they only work a few days out of each month.

She gets really cranky about a week before she gets her oil changed.

"It's a GLANDULAR problem, so just lay off!"

It's hard to keep on the road when you spend half the day looking straight up.

When you drive this, you can ALWAYS see Russia.

With the sunroof, you can totally see up her skirt

Never has a simple oil change been so erotic...

No officer, I don't know why you pulled me over.

Nice headlights. (wink)

Man, that beotch has really gained some junk in her trunk

That jaunty stance, the flowers in her hair, those come-hither headlights...

It's got a sunroof, but believe me, you don't want to use it.

i like my giant women with a little spunk - on their face

This truck has the most disgusting windshield wiper fluid.

If fighting in the trenches hasn't already made you a man, she will.

Well, not that I don't admire Wile E. Coyote's work, but I don't think this is going to attract the road-runner for some reason.

If the Internet disappeared tomorrow, this would be bangbus.com

That's a HUGE Bitch!

The form-fitting blouse says "Yes" but the camouflaged reinforced bumper says "But no anal."

The Avenger's Giant Girl "relaxes" after a hard day of crimefighting.

It's just as well that my other car is an ambulance.

She's the reason that the Wicker Man is now Burning Man.

What James Cameron's Avatar would look like on a 50$ budget.

Troop G unofficially nicknamed it the Tuna Wagon.

Bringing pizza delivery to a spectacular new dimension.

"Well, Brian, when you told me that the car was a 'chick magnet', I really had something else in mind."