Other Craptions

HOW DID HE GOT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE DINER TOO?!?!

"As your new neighbor, I'm legally required to tell you what I do with these cups..."

Keanu Reeves in The Matrix 4: Mardi Gras in Zion

Penis pumps for sale! Penis pumps for sale!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

Ronald McDonald tried several costumes before deciding on one that didn't scare the shit out of little kids. Burger King has yet to reach that point.

Agent Smith is not fooled by Neo's "disguise".

Steve would turn anything into a bong. In the end, he turned on himself.

Another victim of Attention-Getting Deficit Disorder.

People, forget the clown! Look at that black man - a skirt and some kind of whale penis hanging around his neck???!!?!!!111?!!1?!?!!1?!?1?1

Pictured: The heart-warming aftermath of attempted suicide...

That's right...just blend in...

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

...and he STILL lost the biggest fashion douche of the year award to Lada Gaga.

Well, at least he's recycling.

John Wayne Gace's early years were very awkward.

The first draft for 'Avatar' was developed with 1/100,000 of the budget.

Sir Ga Ga

A black dude, a purple dude, a white dude and half an asian woman. This has to be the most politically correct Craption picture yet!

The #1 reason you shouldn't do Dr Suess cosplay.

Never, ever, ever, EVER steal candy from Willy Wonka's factory.

I do believe Phil Spector has escaped...

That's the last time I search for 'clown hentai' on Google.

Go ahead, take a drink. I dare ya.

"Those assholes. I didn't set off the metal detector, but they still won't let me through airport security."

The government finally decide to do something about America's Most Unwanted 'Lite-Brite Man'.

"Kenneth... What's the frequency?... Kenneth?"

So are they half full or half empty?

And still the person everyone suspects of being a criminal in this picture is the black guy.

Go easy on the guy. He just got canned.

Scientists were finally able to map the elusive gay gene

Yes, but can you have sex with it?

Are those stacks of plastic cups or is he wearing lots of bongs? Find out with this simple online IQ test!

A day in the life of Tim Burton's wardrobe

Don't Worry. The Men in Black are watching these things.

Where the penis-pumps are.

He is validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

James Cameron's "Avatard"

Tiger did find work in Sweeden, sell Tiger Woods Sweedish Penis pumps, Used of course........

Scientists successfully combine Mouse and Raver DNA at last....

The red cups say "Stop" but the green cups say "Go."

Warning: Never let YOUR Mom make your Halloween costumes.

What a coincidence, today is also when we put up our Bong Tree.

Yeah, it turns out that if you swallow the Small Hadron Collider, people can tell.

Creativity at it's most useless.

The Grinch Who Stole the Gay Pride Parade

Mr. Roy G. Biv, your limo is waiting... Mr. Roy G. Biv...

Cup-a-Douche.

Are these new "community notification" laws really necessary?