Other Craptions

It is very hard to balance a coffee cup and your dignity. One out of two isn't bad.

"Yes, Officers, that's him."

The exact moment Bill's acid trip hit the "spiders crawling all over me" phase.

Ok, Santa's heroin problem is really getting out of control

...and its called The Aristocrats!!!

And that's why Santa is no longer allowed within 200 feet of schools and playgrounds.

When Nature says... "DO NOT TOUCH!"

For some reason, little Johnny always ran away from his uncle's hugs.

DAD? you said you were at work!

"If your erection lasts for more than 6 hours, look at this picture."

every time uncle roy came to visit i hid out in my room

This week at Target, mens unitards on sale. Buy two and get a free cup from our homeless for the holidays collection.

Attention! This is the Internet calling... I can see YOU! If you vote for this Craption, I will grant you eternal life, and a dick that will never grow soft. Just vote for this Craption and you will get it all, I promise.

Quick! Someone! Be a little teapot!

William Tell needs to cut down on the coffee and Viagra.

When Kurt Cobain glimpsed his future, he knew what he had to do....

Julius Goat fans UNITE! We love you, Julius! Keep on Craptioning!!!!

Seems the caffeine has gone straight to his head

What? Baby-Boomers now have their own Super-Hero!?

The Royal Bank of Scotland felt the need to sponsor this why?

The power-bladder contest's first winner, and subsequent loser

Whats even more amazing is the invisible unicycle he's balancing on.

Few people know what really happened at the Boston Tea Party, but if they did, it wouldn't still be taught in American classrooms.

Dude. You're wearing a leotard. A LEOTARD. Everybody can see for themselves that you aren't that big.

Even after they affixed the genital clamp, he couldn't stop loving them.

World's Biggest Loser

TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........

The bomb squad was called to disarm the fuse on top of his head, but they "suddenly realized" they had something to do elsewhere.

"Heart-attack! I'm having a heart-attack! For the love of God, NO, it's not part of the act!!!"

Dear God...WHY AM I HARD!?!

Did he just sit on a bike too hard?

LOVE ME!

Pier 1 really needs to find a better mascot.

She was HUGE man, like I couldn't get my hands around her huge. But she sure did put out

What's that guy from Wings doing nowadays?

The 'stache says "Back off, I'm tough" but the unitard says "Please put it in my mouth."

This is why I watch UFC instead of WWE.

Pictured: Registered Sex Offender

WHY WILL NONE HUG SANTA!!

Yeah, I'd rather not know where he keeps the cream.

Gene Wilder's career took a surprising turn.

RBS is proud to present Klaus The Magnificent Scrotum Crusher!

C'mon people, if I earn a few more bucks I can afford the rest of the bike

The service at this restaurant really sucks

His parents must be proud.

Royal Bank of Scotland - oh, that explains it.

Someone help me! The coffee is burning my scalp!

Someone give him a hug so he will go away.

"You idiot! This isn't what a tea-bagging protest is!"