Free hugs are free for a reason.
It is very hard to balance a coffee cup and your dignity. One out of two isn't bad.
"Yes, Officers, that's him."
The exact moment Bill's acid trip hit the "spiders crawling all over me" phase.
Ok, Santa's heroin problem is really getting out of control
...and its called The Aristocrats!!!
And that's why Santa is no longer allowed within 200 feet of schools and playgrounds.
When Nature says... "DO NOT TOUCH!"
DAD? you said you were at work!
For some reason, little Johnny always ran away from his uncle's hugs.
"If your erection lasts for more than 6 hours, look at this picture."
every time uncle roy came to visit i hid out in my room
This week at Target, mens unitards on sale. Buy two and get a free cup from our homeless for the holidays collection.
Attention! This is the Internet calling... I can see YOU! If you vote for this Craption, I will grant you eternal life, and a dick that will never grow soft. Just vote for this Craption and you will get it all, I promise.
Quick! Someone! Be a little teapot!