Craptions Classics December 12, 2009

Free hugs are free for a reason.

Brendan McGinley

Other Craptions

It is very hard to balance a coffee cup and your dignity. One out of two isn't bad.

Julius_Goat

"Yes, Officers, that's him."

bubblegum

The exact moment Bill's acid trip hit the "spiders crawling all over me" phase.

Ok, Santa's heroin problem is really getting out of control

Ceveron

...and its called The Aristocrats!!!

ED_209

And that's why Santa is no longer allowed within 200 feet of schools and playgrounds.

Truthiness

When Nature says... "DO NOT TOUCH!"

geewizz

DAD? you said you were at work!

AlBar

For some reason, little Johnny always ran away from his uncle's hugs.

SpankMac

"If your erection lasts for more than 6 hours, look at this picture."

Mr.Excalibur

every time uncle roy came to visit i hid out in my room

Munsi

This week at Target, mens unitards on sale. Buy two and get a free cup from our homeless for the holidays collection.

SalliesMom

Attention! This is the Internet calling... I can see YOU! If you vote for this Craption, I will grant you eternal life, and a dick that will never grow soft. Just vote for this Craption and you will get it all, I promise.

SRLivewire

Quick! Someone! Be a little teapot!

Joey_09876
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