Other Craptions

Glenn Beck's pre-show ritual isn't as bad as it used to be.

That's the last hunting trip I take with HP Lovecraft.

Whatever they were, let's hope they're extinct now.

Note: If you don't put a dropcloth under your unicorn carcasses, your floor will turn into a portal to Narnia.

H.R. Giger's Bambi.

"Deck the halls with bowels of reindeer ..."

Now you, too, can turn your old household pets into pinatas! Just three easy steps!

Let this be a warning to all you other cyborg deers!

Dick Cheney buys his wife a new set of earrings!

I see Hayao Miyazak is remaking Bambi.

Holiday decorations in the Cheney house are about as disturbing as his foreign policies

How to make Santa's "Naughty" list for life.

"Hey kids! My gift to you today is years and years of therapy!"

"Twas the Mardi Gras Before Halloween"

"Take that, Bambi's parents," shouted Andy Warhol.

This ain't nuthin', you should see the filleted elves next door...

Dsher! Dancer! NOOOOO!

Killed-A-Bear Workshops

"In other words... this was no boating accident."

Now hunting has gone metrosexual.

Oh DEER, I DOEn't wanna know. Just get it the BUCK outta here.

Santa never saw those high-power lines, but it was his reindeer who paid the price.

"Welcome to my child's psychotic nightmare for the next seven months... "

Terminadeer

THEY'RE GROWING NEW HEADS! RUN! RUN! RUN!!!

CSI: Cybertron

Reason #435 why I'm a vegetarian

Dibs.

Doe, a deer, a totally dead deer.

When the T2000 goes hunting, he likes a challenge.

Honey, wouldn't these look lovely in the nursery?

Ace Ventura is gonna be PISSED.

I've ALWAYS wanted to go Safari on planet Junkion.

"So Hank, did you use our .270 or your 30/06 this year?" "Neither, I just needed a big magnet this time around."

what happends in narnia, stays in narnia

Hippies wouldn't wear tie-dye t-shirts if they knew where the dye came from.

"Now Slasher! Now, Cancer! Now Neuromancer and Vixen! On Bomb-it! On Stupid! On Fondler and Blitzkreig!"

Rudolf with your head cut off, won't you make my sleigh more goth...

Ornaments Found On Ed Gein's Christmas tree...

Somewhere a father gasps, realizing just how much of his money was blown on his son's 'art school'.

Hunting season is great for Squid-Deer this year.

What are we doing at Ted Nugent's house?

Damn, you caught one too? Here I thought I'd have the record for largest sin against nature caught here in the canal.

Is this the same Art Museum that had a statue of the guy choking and the severed vaginas on the wall? I'm pretty sure Jeffrey Dahmer did his graduate thesis here.

Hunters Hangman game. 5 & 6 letters. B _ _ _ i K _ _ _ _ r.

A TWO TWO THOUSAND YEAR OLD Chanukah ICONS KNOWN ONLY BY THE MOST PIOUS AND LEARNED OF THE ANCIENT JEWS .THESE ICONS REPRESENTS THE LETTER FOR HAPPY AND THE OTHER HEBEW LETTER FOR Chanukah!

We had to put them down. They had worms.

Way better than the monsters from The Village.

I don't think I want to eat at this Red Lobster...