Other Craptions

If hippies designed the next Death Star.

which sick bastard brought a kid in a wheelchair to see this?

Now do you see what global warming does to igloos?

Two men enter, one couple leaves.

Personal Injury lawyers everywhere are masturbating over this one...

Nobody has written a craption yet. Be the first to write one!

All your dodekahedron are belong to us.

Aha! My kid trap is working like a charm!

With Simon dead, there was no one left who could issue the command to come down.

'Am I in heaven?' "Yes you are, Michael Jackson."

Two men enter, everyone leaves

The Nordic Internet is still a bit primitive...

What Saw movie is this?

Damn it, they keep coming back. Better fire up the electricity again.

"See you can say free-range is more ethical, but caged just tastes better."

The siege was going poorly.It had lasted for days. The soldiers were exhausted beyond reason. Supplies were dwindling. All seemed lost...Until they realized they could get in just by squeezing through the openings....

"I can see Russia from up here!" "Bill, you idiot, we're in Newfoundland."

If movies have taught me anything, it's that the only person who can navigate through this is Catherine Zeta-Jones.

This is what happened the last time Spiderman ejaculated in public.

Admiral Akbar:IT'S A TRAP!

Somehow I don't think the lead paint used on these monkey-bars is these kids' primary health risk right now...

NAMBLA's feared new WMD

We biked 100 miles for this?

Spiderman had an unhealthy hobby of trapping kids in his flavored webs

Presenting: A Litigation Lawyer's Wet Dream

This is what world peace looks like. (Paid for by the Committee for Eternal War)

REALLY!? Should the same people who make Crazy Straws (tm) be manufacturing children's playground equipment?

This isn't usually the type of big boobs I look at to beat-off to...but it'll do.

Just because you paint it bright colors, doesn't make it safe.

"Pardon me, do you have a ... AHHHHHHH!!!!" (crackkkk)

A stiff breeze and they're all goners

You see I built my masterwork completely out of K-Nex, and...oh God no! Get off that's not for people!

The newest threat to child abductions, the globe-web..

If you build it, they will climb.

Here we see an impractical solution to rising sea levels.

How many triangles do you see? 1.) 6,534 2.)78,654 3.) 849,967,856,859,864,0968,779,457,894,256,442,689

It's only a matter of time before the Fraggles show up to eat it.

I would write a craption, but I suck at geometry.

Whatever you are doing to earn the nickname Death to Flying Things, you are living right.

One more round and then we'll go find out where that crying is coming from. Oh... never mind. It stopped.

The child in green looks like she has been crucified..

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. But if they live next to this hot mess, I think they should make an exception.

Cirque de so lame

You know, they have a point about inadequate FEMA housing.

If you build it, they will come. Why you'd want them to come if they are the type of people who would come to this thing if you built it is beyond me. You must be an asshole.

After a long and grueling war in the Middle-east, Afghanistan finally has it's very own playground

That's it, stupid humans, gather round..... mwa ha ha ha haaaaaaa.......

"Go ahead, stick your tongue on that pole... I triple-dog-dare you!"

Oh Scott Hess, you rapscallion!