Other Craptions

the world's smallest ninja caught on film!! He has already eliminated that one boys leg at the knee

See... i told you European women are hairy...

That's what Chewbacca's been saying this whole time?

Furious George

This is why you never mail-order an Eastern European bride.

Worst proposal ever.

Monkey see, monkey fuck up missing persons rally.

I'd heard they'd taught an ape to speak in sign language.

Okay I don’t know how you’re doing it cracked, but stop following me! What I do in my free time is a private matter.

Seeking only to teach her sign language, Coco's handlers were delighted with her progress.

If you look at it really hard, that dog kind of looks like an armless shadow-baby with the umbilical cord still attached.

I don't know WHAT they are protesting, but suddenly I want a banana split...

God damn it, next they'll learn to say "no." And we all know where THAT leads.

Those who ask "Why a monkey?" are unenlightened. True wisdom asks, "Why NOT a monkey?"

She had her father's looks, and her mother's fingers.

FUR IS NOT MURDER! IT'S THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE IN FINLAND!

Christ, I knew those female hippie protester chicks were hairy beasts, but I had NO IDEA!

Outside, the Monkey laughs... But inside, the Monkey cries... How sad, the little Monkey... Does anyone know, if there's Chick-Filet at this Mall? - Confucius-

What is great about this is that he's protesting the teaching of evolution in schools.

That's one Finnish line I'm in no hurry to cross.

What? I thought you guys love getting shot into space with no hope of return

I know, I know, I'll quit smoking I just need to get this guy off my back

How informative, I did not know bestiality devastated so many families

"Legalize simian-sex marriage!"

Life after the Banana Splits.

translated "Welcome to Helsinki! Would you like to sodomize me?

Holy shit you startled me, I thought you were my ex

4 more years - 4 more years - 4 more years

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"

Hello, Dr. Zaius, I'm your limo driver.

Sing translates: I visited Helsinki and all I got is this stupid Gorilla suit.

Is that a poodle's ass covertly posted on the Internet? Oh Cracked.com, shame on you...

The dog isn't the only one that should be on a leash.

OF COURSE these pricks gotta be blocking the ATM

Harry and the Hendriksens?

No, I am NOT interested in Scientology, thank you very much!

First annual "Outing of the Furries"

Turns out evolution started with the fingers.

Hmmmm.....I'd forgotten that this was an Election Year...

How many more must die before you make another Donkey Kong Country?!

Apparently cab drivers are no different in Finland. Slumped, hairy, and totally impossible to understand.

That smile means he just shit himself and there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it

Honey, cross Helsinki of our list of vacation spots

Photobomb!

The entirety of Finnish culture: architect Eero Saarinen and this guy.

Business cards: You're doing it wrong.

You know what they say: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Helsinki, make sure you don't run out of bananas.

I knew the airline industry was being run by a bunch of monkeys.

Yes, this monkey speaks Finnish. Yes, that should make you feel stupid for failing college spanish