Craptions Classics June 01, 2006

A rare shot of Paris Hilton without her make up on, being held by her trainer.

HyperGlavin

Other Craptions

Snuffy almost denied the request for an interview, but then she spotted the rib-eye steak sticking out of the sound guy's head...

HiEv

In a vain attempt to look like less of a freak, Sheryl decides to "dress up" her horribly mutated chihuahua-thumb.

Jimmy The Shlong

Cameraman: BUENOS DIAS, SEÑOR MEXICAN AMBASSADOR.
Sound man: Uh... dude, the guy's over th-
Cameraman: UN INTERVIEW PEQUEÑO, POR FAVOR?

Linux fan

Caught in the act Susan could only think of one thing, "hold the cum in your mouth and walk away slowly."

plastic

"To whoever's watching this: PLEASE HELP ME!!! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HER!!!"

snyper

The Navy Seals are now being replaced with the less competent Navy Dogs.

The Stu Crew

Do you know what you are f*cking doing to us?? Do you know HAPPENS to US on the Planet Of The Chihuahuas when you do that shitt??!!

some idiot...

"No pictures. Please. I was just neutered."

cs5

Upon hearing about her cousin's owner's problems, the dog refused to talk to the media.

BritneysWig

Gwar just isn't as cool as they used to be.

Chicken Eatza!
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